Get your Candidate of choice elected the smart way! Tips inside
 

1. locate a website that 99.99% of registered American voters will most likely never even know exists, let alone even read.

2. join, and immediately flood the site with as many posts supporting your guy as possible. Who gives a fuck if the site is dedicated to '68 Ford Pintos.. it's about Joe q. Candidate now, thanks to you.

3. Make it painfully clear you don't even understand half of what your chosen candidate even stands for.

4. alienate, annoy and insult as many people as possible. this can only help your cause as this is a great way to herd the "sheep" into your stable. *Bonus tip: childish name calling is highly effective.

5. scour the internet for sites of as dubious of credibility as you can find that are slandering your guy's opponent. repost the info as much as possible because the evil mainstream media isn't going to report those obvious truths barackobamaisacommieterrorist911insidejob.blogspot .com has discovered.

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7. VICTORY IS YOURS!


I'm sure there's probably more helpful tips to help those on their way to an easy victory.. so feel free to add your own.