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wootpr0n 09-13-2008 12:29 AM

Friday's Joke
 
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals - The SAPS are invited as guests.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.

After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

The South African Police Services arrives at the forest a week late, receives the briefing, then asks, "How you spell this one, this rubit thing ?" After photo identicates are distributed they locate the rabbit three weeks later, but he escaped from custody within 4 hours by posing as a policeman.

421Fill 09-13-2008 12:42 AM

lol wut??

LiveDose 09-13-2008 12:46 AM

Why is Friday's joke posted on Saturday?

Turboface 09-13-2008 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wootpr0n (Post 14748749)
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

That part was great! LOLOL

sicone 09-13-2008 01:36 AM

The joke should of ended after the LAPD part


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