Thank you CCBill
 

Looks like I can continue processing with CCBill. Finally they've set up billing for euro companies

As soon as I get my US merchant account set up ccbill can kiss my unpenetrated ass goodbye.

I realize it's not their fault for the VISA disruption and their service is unparallelled but fuck it. I'm gonna process on my own and save the processing fees and any other bullshit VISA imposes on third-party billing in the future.