The PHAT muthafuckin' Amp house!
 

just got back.... was out lookin' at this bad ass fuckin' house tonight...... if all goes well, and it should, I could be moving into this thing this coming weekend!

If it happens, I will definately post pics.

Full on ocean view including west Maui and Lana'i... up on a hill.... pristine neighborhood... sunsets that'll make you jizz... 2 level... HUGE fuckin' lana'i (balcony).... 2 car garage.... tons of freakin' space.... 4 bed/2 1/2 bath + den.....

oh man.... I want this fucker so bad I can taste it!!!

but I looked at things rationally when I got home, and I fear I may have to stop fucking around so much and actually start working a little harder than I do. I can do this.... but my GFY board antics may suffer.

It'll be worth it though..... :glugglug

lol. cool bro :glugglug

So you won't hit 20k posts by the end of the year then? :D

Post pics brah

lookin for a roommate? I can cook some mean ass soulfood!!:glugglug

was dark when we were there, but we're gonna try to meet with the guy again tomorrow.... and we got cash in hand. :glugglug

Good luck man.

Yeah good luck,looking to buy my first house too but I'm not sure if I want to be stuck in this hole with a gigantic,beautiful ass house or be somewhere nicer with a better than average house lol

good luck amp.

Save some room in the guest bedroom Amp! It sounds like you have a damn near perfect house you are looking at:thumbsup

We'll be there soon AMP. You better invite us over! (Yes, that was me inviting myself to your place)

it is bro.... this thing is just too sweet....
hopefully we'll know tomorrow or the next day.... it's nice when the girlfriend is in the mortgage biz and knows freakin' everyone... hehehe.....

chances are very high that we'll get this... :glugglug

how much does something like that run in Hawaii? Maybe I'll come and neighbor up with you

Ill be in maui in 3 weeks..
What is there to do ?

absolutely man..... and even sweeter, it's still only a block or two to the same damn beach I'm on right now..... Kam 3.... and Kam 3 is not too fuckin' shabby... :winkwink:

to buy? Around $500k +
to rent? around $3k a month

if you hurry, you can help me move... :Graucho

depends on what you wanna do..... Surf? Jetski? Dive? Snorkel? Fish? Sail? Daycruise? Kick it on the beach? Drive the most coveted road in America? Parasail? Windsurf? Kitesurf? Kayak? Raft? Dolphin trips? Whale watching? Golf? Skeet shoot? Horseback riding?

Dude..... anything.... anything you wanna do... you can pretty much do it here. Except maybe ice climbing. :glugglug

Kick it on beach in day time and drink at night time..

Any suggestions on places to hangout?

Ohh and we booked some package staying at the Grand Wailea is that some shitty hut or what? I get the feeling im being scammed

Lahaina Coolers
Maui Brews
Tsunami Nightclub
Dicks
and there's a few others but I don't do clubs and shit... so I'm not up on the current night scene too much.

hahaha..... you fucker... hehe, Tsunami is right there... you'll have a ball. Grand Wailea is one of the sweetest there is. You obviously know this. :winkwink:

and you'll be all of about 2 miles from me. :glugglug

I really was not kidding it was a package deal and my girl just showed me pics of the place after I called it a hut.

It seems to good to be true.


What time are you cookin us dinner on sunday night hahah

hehehe.... be careful bro... you WILL get lost in the Grand Wailea... it's that big. They got a killer beach right there.... you may not want to leave the resort. :winkwink:

So when can I come visit? :glugglug

:winkwink:

I charge $350 a night.... book in advance. :winkwink:

Im not leaving till you invite me for dinner..

Sly. you can come too we are shooting for a new site drunktrannys :)

I have 23 unused morgage approved emails I am going to use one for a house in hawii for sure:glugglug

hehe.... if this house comes through, bring it on.... I'll fire up the torches and we'll grill it up... hey..... I CAN HAVE MY GRILL AGAIN!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!

if it doesn't.... I'll take you down to where we hang sometimes... it ain't a resort, but they got killer food, pool tables, brew..... I don't do the nightclub scenes, (too fuckin' old for that shit) but I'll go out and shoot some pool and down some brews.... :glugglug

Sweet! I'm there. Send your limo to come down and pick me up, make sure its stocked this time!

Amp, I'm assuming the $350 covers dinner, breakfast, and a sampling of your audio system with the one and only... Maynard.

lol.... you saving them too huh? :Graucho

will a microwaveable burrito and a clock radio still entice you?

so they make 4 bedroom trailer homes now huh?

Eh... what the hell, I'm easily pleased anyway! Oh, I'll be bringing Nina with...

lol..... not only that, but trailer homes that can be pulled behind a boat to get here! :glugglug

I dont do clubs unless its to film drunk girls..

But beer, grills, killer food all sounds killer...

I forgot to mention, the clock radio is temporarily broken.... so it's really just the burrito. But I DO have sour cream for it!

4 of the Adult.com girls are partying in Maui next month, can they stay at your place?

Whos Nina?

Lens violet told us you wore her out thursday

Get with it bro... www.ninaknowsbest.com .

can u taste this one?

http://www.hotlocalescorts.com/mhouse.jpg

ROFL I can see it now.
Some poor Redneck with his bass boat and 80ft mobile home on the high seas

"Fuck the USA we're movin to Hawaii"

Music: Johnny Cash, Snoop Dog, Jeff Buckley, Pixies, The Smiths, Nina Simone, MosDef, David Bowie, KRS One, Hero Ric, Radiohead, Nick Drake, Ming and FS, Depeche Mode.



I like her taste in music..

Sorry sly im not "with it"

If i get this house Lens.... they're welcome. :glugglug

ROFLMMFAO!!!! :1orglaugh

Send me another Hollywood tranny and I'll forgive you.

Sly whats it cost to get your sig?
:) 3 trannys wil be over friday

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signature.
Kick the tranny out and wake up
:)

I think he wants to do you...