I'm Guna Die.. Damnit
 

In true Darwin fashion, I just took a swig from a 2-month-old can of Mountain Dew.

Fuzzy, warm, with a surprisingly sugarless after taste.

I die now. bye bye

had it been opened for two months, or just 2 months past the date?

It had been OPENED for 2 months.

Why did you do such a thing???
:1orglaugh

Farewell, it was nice doing business with ya:winkwink:

Ask God if he needs some stuff done and refer me, just make sure he understands I cannot come over to talk details the first 60 or years:arcadefre

Thats just stupid

Stupid is as stupid does

live is fucked up. :helpme

2 month old mountain dew.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gooooooooood. =)

once i drank a budweiser after the expiration date,,
i thought i was gonna die too

That sounds yummy

yes, you will die. but are you caffinated?

:drinkup :drinkup
disgusting

WAIT!!!!




How many cigarette butts were in it?
That should tell us about how much time you have....

I'm going to die as well but probably in 30-40 years unless I also try to consume expired products....

:Oh crap :repuke