The Mother Fucking Joke, Of the Mother Fucking Day
 

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are
only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple
of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.


After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely
horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that
she killed herself.



It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a
while, Bob and Toms resistance to natures urgings waned, and the
inevitable happened.




Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to
feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.





























So they buried Debbie.

Necrophilia: The undeniable urge to crack open a cold one.

I like this one, lol!

Hahahahahaha

ahhhh didn't see that coming!

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I saw it coming, but it was solid nonetheless.

hahaha!! Good thing they weren't gays.. :1orglaugh

Hahaha too funny :1orglaugh

What did a mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Could you please get out of my son.

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A new born baby boy was born with no eye lids. The doctors said they could correct the problem by using the left over foreskin during the circumcision procedure to make eye lids, the mother agreed. A few years later they go back to the same doctor and he asks how the child is doing.

"He's doing well, just a little cock eyed"

Hahahaha...that's fucking insane!