Need some php/etc work done ? Ill do it for free.
 

There's too much bullshit/nonsense going on this board lately. Rather than just making a bs thread bitching about it, I'm going to give away some free coding for a few hours, maybe that'll get people back to work.

Post what you need here or hit me up

http://polimedia.us/email.jpg

Cheers.

Why not make a trade with a program for part ownership? Or is that only for your story ideas?

I could use a generic GEO-IP script that I can drop into different projects without much hassle. :)

You have a problem with generosity ?

Okay, what'd you want it to do ? Look at ip put country name in a variable ?

Pretty much, but broken down by U.S. City if possible. Probably with an if/else statement that'll say "Ok, if it's from the U.S. break it down by city {else} break it down by country". See what I mean?

Would love to know how to stop multiple signups from the same user using diff email addreses on a mainstream game site

Let's see what I can do for you.

I would like something exactly like that, so I can send this assload of egyptian traffic and a few other countries to somewhere else.

Okay, here it is :

The data file is http://polimedia.us/elance/iplist-v3.txt

Cheers.

If he's human there's not really all that much you can do, try ip banning his ip and any proxies you can find... still, won't keep a determined bloke down long.

Or do you mean he's also using the same IP ?

I need to pipe the data from one form script to another form scriprt on another domain

Um if its a html form you just make the form do it for you

All the data will be in $_POST['somename'], where somename is what you named the respective input field (<input name="somename"...>)

If you want to pipe php output to a different script, you do include("somescript.php"); or require("somescript.php");

He is using diff IP's so I guess he is using a proxie, Just so dam annoying...

Nice offer. Very kind of you.

I Dont need anything myself, but its good to see someone 'giving' for a change :)

I've looked at the city issue, and the problem is that the data becomes too bulky to be easily handled w/o a database, which adds undue complexity on one hand, and a lot of maintenance overhead - it's not too often that countries change ip ranges, but more so with towns.

Basically the entire idea of having a lightweight solution goes out the window, and the architecture changes - if you're going to have it in a db, might as well have one single db for everybody, cause it's easier to maintain, and just connect to that, etc.

So I'm affraid it will have to be just countries.

I have some work for you :)

You got my addy :thumbsup

Very nice offer !!

For free? but why

Cause I can.

Okay, that is all for today. Maybe this thread gets resurected later on.

Feel like taking a bunch of bloated code for a shopping cart checkout and turning it into small functions I can call instead of including it on every page of the checkout process? Got an addy I can send the code to? It's one page (661 lines).

Can you write me a PHP script that will get girls to like me?

Ya email is in the top post, let's see what you got.

Php can't help you there, but here's a flowchart for ya ;

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/technology/Geek_Love.gif

Thank you very much Fluffy :)

Soo judging that flow chart since I was never introduced to D&D girls should like me!

sweet!

Show some of the code that you use for the shopping cart. I don't want to see the whole kit and kaboodle, just enough for coding inspiration. It's fun looking at other people's code.

:thumbsup

Nice one fluffy btw for offering to do work for free

Can you write a script to delete all post with my name in the title as soon as someone starts it..?

Dun worry too much, the next week'll take care of ya lickety-spit.

Your IP code is borked, its showing "Country: XA" I'm in the USA :D

Lmao! You wouldn't be one of em bogons trying to pass for a real person wouldja ?

What's your ip ?

i'm having a php nightmare right now . . offer still open ?

Women are too dumb to code, so you're a guy pretending to be a girl... why?

Okay, let's hear.

127.0.0.1

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol begone bogon :D

Free work, something hew...

What become of kinky john tho

You scared, you scared
You scared muthafucker you scared
You scared you scared you scared you scared
You scared muthafucker you scared you scared

If you a scared muthafucker go to church
If you a gutter muthafucker do your dirt
If you a down muthafucker put in work
IF you a crazy muthafucker go berzerk

A well, Im off. Take care all.

Loading a text file and parsing per request is not a good idea if your site gets any real traffic.

You're fucking kidding, right?

Loading a text file for each hit, not using SHM or some other caching, and an entire lack of knowledge of ip2long()?

Please tell me you're not doing this professionally. This dumb thing is... just stupid. Hell, if this is all of the functionality you require, have someone install mod_geoip and use the built-in functions for Apache; it will load into SHM and not do an incredibly dumb foreach() match for everything. This is worse than a bubblesort.

P.S. When you find a match, break from the loop.

You know nothing! :1orglaugh

Some day, Grasshopper, you will take over. For now, though, stop grandstanding you dick - I almost cackled aloud at this.

does it matter if i use Update to insert new data into mysql or should I always use INSERT for new data and UPDATE for changing?

thank you ok heres the situation

the form receving the user input is a php form on one domain and I want to pipe the inputed data to a form located on another domain so it would appear as if the form data was posted directly at the remote domain

thanks in advance