need help with a mainstream gourmet food slogan... "Just try us once, and..."
 

Hey guys.

I've made an online/offline partnership with a distant relative who's owned this gourmet meat and food business for 20 years serving almost exclusively Florida residents. His typical customers are high end... multimillion dollar homes, yatch owners, etc...

I've put a nice store online, but it's hard to convey just how good a food product is to somebody who hasn't tried it.

We're significantly better quality-wise than Omaha steaks for about the same prices, but we just don't have the name recognition/reputation outside of Florida.

So I need help coming up with a slogan or catch phrase...

Something along the lines of the following, except better sounding and catchier:

"Just try us once and we'll be your friend for life" or
"Try us once and you'll fall in love"
Definitely no perverted puns with "meat," though you can say them for a laugh :)

If we stick with your slogan I'll see about getting you a box of filet mignons / new york strips for free :)

Meet the Meat


lol couldnt help it.

try us once and you'll cum twice.

Making love at first bite our business since xxxx...

"Try us once and you'll shit your pants."
"Try us once and you'll wakeup without a kidney in a bathtub of ice."
"Try us once and you'll forever regret it."
"Try us once and you'll give up food forever!"
"Try us once and you'll start liking health food!"
"Try us once and you'll divorce the value menu."
"Try us once and you'll fall over, retching in pain."

lol, GFY is too good :)
I bet something really good will come of this.

Eat with us once, and you'll never eat elsewhere again!

Food so good, its like part of the family!

Discerning food for the discerning diner.

Our food, feeds your soul

We promise we won't poison you !

Better than momma ever made!

Quality Cuisine for the dedicated diner.

Significantly better quality, than Omaha steaks, for about the same price!

Our food powers your life!

Damn tasty food!

Better than McDonalds!

This isnt just ANY Food... This is [COMPANY NAME] Food!

Defining, Dining Excellence!

Remember... There's NO DOG in our meat !


OK, so some are silly, but it would be useful to have the company name, to try and work it into the slogan... You know, make it rhyme and stuff :)

This out of place comma made me think of this:

Fast Tasty Food. Pick two.

Try us once, and see what you've been missing.

Try us once, and die happy !

"Try us; our lowest health rating was 72%, that's still a C!"

This is where the foodies shop!
Foodie approved!
Guaranteed to delight the foodie in you!
Making you happy one bite at a time.
You'll love it. It's foodelicious!
The only choice for a real foodie!

You are already thinking about buying overpriced meat, why be the same as everyone else and buy from the other guys?

If we give your salmonilia we will cater your deathbed for free.

Trust us that our meat is great, it is coming from Florida after all.

Everything else comes to Florida to retire and die, why not your dinner meat too?

Our steak is so tender that we had to be based out of a state with a high denture population.

Our meat is Antibiotic, Cuban, and Haitian free.

Your one click from a superior meat experience (had to be serious once right).

Try us once, love us forever.
One bite is all it will take.

Try us once and you wont go back to your mistress :thumbsup

Is fresh beef the only thing he sells?
Can we get a peek at the online store?
Hard to develop a slogan with out seeing the whole line, it's packaging etc....
What's the name of the company?

Omaha's tag line is "Premium Heartland Quality"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"A moment on your lips, a lifetime on your shopping list" ?

yeah, it is late

I LIKE IT! You have my vote. :thumbsup

Sorry, I don't want to post the store link from an adult forum until it's had enough exposure to mainstream. Some of these are great, Sarah that was creative, Baddog and Brad, yours are along the line we're looking for too. Some other nice ones too, thank you all, keep em coming!

Just put a pic of cow looking back over his shoulder kinda sad and put

"I shall not have died in vain!"

Had a good laugh from this thread - thanks everyone :)

An Epicurean Delight in Every Bite
You Can't Beat Our Meat (There's a co. here in CA with that logo on their truck - I laugh everytime I see)
No Sausage Fest Here

Our food sucks, but so does my wife... FREE blowjobs with all orders over $100

Deliscious from the first bite
Tender, Tasty, Deliscious
You'll never have a better steak
Only the best for your grill

Premium foods for premium tastes.

Nice spell job there.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If food was literature we would be the Shakespeare of the food business.

Our Steak is so tender, it cries at sad movies.

:1orglaugh

This thread gave me a laugh. A couple of nice ones on the list

Gourmet meals at you doorstep

Being in marketing myself for over 20 years now....as much as you think slogan are a good idea, they can also hurt your business especially with funny, silly, unprofessional ( unless your in the comedy business or something ), ones....i say stick to a slogan that will not look funny or you might regret later.....something like this will do :

" Quality Premium Steaks for a Better Living "

mmmmm.... cant wait :-)

Super Quality Steak With a Super Friendly Service

Is my steak on the way? ;-)