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MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 03:51 AM

Cigarettes/Waking up: Do you like to fuck or have a blowjob?
 
I don't like either one.
I don't like having a blowjob or eating breakfast for at least an hour.

And I THINK it is because I am a smoker..

That's it, isn't it, I seem to remember not smoking for a month made me wake right the hell up with no hour sitting around looking murderous.

nnweb 08-26-2008 03:57 AM

since I've quit drinking daily (even if just a few beers) and I still smoke over a pack a day i wake right up.

now if i could just quit smoking i may be set.

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nnweb (Post 14664670)
since I've quit drinking daily (even if just a few beers) and I still smoke over a pack a day i wake right up.

now if i could just quit smoking i may be set.


It was easy for me to quit the drinking..
I learned how to drink beer and had two of those a day so I'd not shake.

GigoloShawn 08-26-2008 04:08 AM

I don't smoke, and gave up all of my non-caffeine vices.

I don't want a screw or a blowjob first thing in the morning because, well, we're both gonna smell awful. Sleep-funk and morning mouth is worse than week-old gym shorts. Wow I used a lot of hyphenated words.

BucksMania 08-26-2008 04:13 AM

yeah i need about an hour to adapt to the real world every morning
i do about a pack per day

Aussie Rebel 08-26-2008 04:17 AM

First thing I do when I wake up is light a smoke, boot my pc, go for a piss, I couldn't be bothered fucking in the morning, and I normally work in bed for awhile, so balancing the keyboard on my misses head while she sucks me off is kinda a mood killer,

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 14664738)
First thing I do when I wake up is light a smoke, boot my pc, go for a piss, I couldn't be bothered fucking in the morning, and I normally work in bed for awhile, so balancing the keyboard on my misses head while she sucks me off is kinda a mood killer,



I know what you mean.
Mine gives me a "movie blowjob" from time to time where she sucks on/plays with my crotch area throughout a whole movie.. and it is nice... but most of the time I just want a nice 30-60 minute blowjob not thinking about or doing any thing else.

Fletch XXX 08-26-2008 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nnweb (Post 14664670)
if i could

there is your first error.

i quit cold turkey going from two packs of menthols a day

if i can anyone can... "could" is used by failures

gimo33 08-26-2008 04:44 AM

Trying to quit smoking, I'm on my first week and I'm already craving for a smoke.....

cherrylula 08-26-2008 04:54 AM

Blowjobs won't give you lung cancer...

munki 08-26-2008 04:58 AM

You guys are nuts, nothing in the world like a good morning BJ or nice quickie...

Sets the tone for the day...

Jens Van Assterdam 08-26-2008 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14664841)
Blowjobs won't give you lung cancer...

But penis herpes! :1orglaugh
I need a cigarette and a coffee first when i wake up! Nothign else, i didnt have breakfast in ages i think. I wake up at arround 11am or 12am, then cigarette and coffe right away. Till iam awake we are somewhere at 2pm. Then a bj would come in handy.. :winkwink:

just a punk 08-26-2008 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 14664821)
Trying to quit smoking, I'm on my first week and I'm already craving for a smoke.....

Seems you were not ready to quit. When I decided what I don't want to smoke anymore, I just stopped it easily. Why should you craving for something if you decided you don't need it anymore?

gimo33 08-26-2008 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 14664870)
Seems you were not ready to quit. When I decided what I don't want to smoke anymore, I just stopped it easily. Why should you craving for something if you decided you don't need it anymore?

That's why I said I'm TRYING to quit.....

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 14664851)
You guys are nuts, nothing in the world like a good morning BJ or nice quickie...

Sets the tone for the day...




Ah, a good quickie can be nice.. but they have their place.
You and your woman you're at some stupid meeting or something, a quick fuck in the parking lot, that's nice,
The other day we're driving all over Misourii for some reason we stop for a quick blowjob a few times just because it was hot.

But most of the time I want a nice long relaxing blowjob at home on the bed.

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14664857)
I need a cigarette and a coffee first when i wake up! Nothign else, i didnt have breakfast in ages i think. I wake up at arround 11am or 12am, then cigarette and coffe right away. Till iam awake we are somewhere at 2pm. Then a bj would come in handy.. :winkwink:


That's where I am at..
I need to make that transition from "Mad, angry and murderous madman drinking down coffee and smoking a cigarette talking to the gun sitting on his desk for the first hour" in the morning to "Eating a hearty breakfast while enjoying a nice messy blowjob"

I am pretty sure that it is thanks to smoking that I do not like a morning breakfast or BJ.. I am having a damned difficult time letting go of the cigarettes.

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 10:27 AM

what ya gotta do is fuck your girl first thing in the morning with a "piss" boner. Pussy has been simmering all night so its nice and hot. Takes forever to fucking cum (if even) and she'll be yours the rest of the day. Save the blowjob request for later in the day when the tension is built up and it makes it that much sweeter. This is 10 years of marriage talking.... :-)

CaptainHowdy 08-26-2008 10:28 AM

I'll go with the morning fuck ...

klaze 08-26-2008 10:31 AM

Ahhh I fucking love morning sex.

No kissing, kinda lazy... The girl is always extremely warm and soft and cute as fuck..

Morning breath/pussy doesn't turn me off.. But I dunno I may have just been lucky..

The best is waking up from a night of partying, wake and baking, fucking and then hitting up some brunch...

ali25extreme 08-26-2008 10:37 AM

I would rather have a nice fuck first thing..I will give the blow job later..say lunch time? But this is hypothetical.

Kudles 08-26-2008 11:39 AM

You need therepy


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