FACT: Married men get more ass than single guys
 

I flirt with the women I work with.. can't help it, especially being a part-time porn guy. This chick sends me a picture of her tits. I text her back and forth.. hubby's away for a few days.. and I followed her home after work.

Walked in her home and immediately started kissing her, we went to the bedroom and fucked in several positions. I showered and left while she was cleaning up.

So easy to tap some ass.

When I was single though, I was willing to pay for some pussy, it was hard to come by.

chicks like banging married guys and it's all good :thumbsup

lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol

*yawn* lame.

but true.

congrats on cheating on your wife

oh wow, you fucked in several positions? What was that like? Did you do missionary?

you need to understand one thing

women can smell pussy

even if it was just last week it is still fresh, they can smell it on you somehow, they know you got laid and in their fucked up little minds want something other women have.

it has nothing to do with being married it is you carrying the scent of pussy.

i get fucked like its nothing now, i dont remember the last time i had a pussy drought

when your on you need to keep your game up these idiots who are like "im good i got layed last week" are stupid, you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.

yeah, married men get laid so often that when they do they come to GFY to post about it
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don't hate, It's all about the confidence.

when you have confidence, it's like a pussy magnet bro :pimp

Shit, if you married it and you can't get it more than guys who have to go out and hunt for it, you're in a lot of trouble - LOL!

I'll have to ask my husband if its true :1orglaugh

Do I have to be the one that says it.... you guys are slacking seriously...


THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS.

If married women can smell pussy, that explains why they hang out with douchebags.

That's cause married mens wives have fat asses and they don;t get none at home.

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Several positions sure, but any motorboat action?

Did you motorboat those tits? You did didn't you!
What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real?
Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb.
You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

ahahahahaaaaa

yeah I got some nipple action and licked it before I sticked it

when we were done, I was drinking a Coke in the kitchen. She asked me if I wanted a cold beer instead.

I replied "I'll sleep with a man's wife, but I will not drink his beer."

she laughed

this is true. Its the pussy snowball effect. The more you get = the more you get.

I think it has a lot to do with a projection of confidence that is fed by scoring a few times. That's the smell you're talking about. Women can smell it like a fart in a car.

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Should have took pics of her and shared :)

I applaud you on the use of "should have" rather than "should of" as is GFY custom, but you ruined it by forgetting that the past participle of "take" is "taken"...

yeah, I should have. I am deeply sorry I didn't, she is hot.

stole the keys right out of my finger tips.

Let me see if I get this straight ....

So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

just my :2 cents:

what he said, i second this.

Where is the picture of the tits?

Seems right to me.

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it's the ring that brings them in

I can honestly say that though your point has logic behind it I have found that the statement itself is untrue. I know many honest business men. I also know many out and out crooks. Of them some of the most honest guys who would help you out no matter your situation and who love there wives very much cheat. On the flip side i know guys that would skin you alive for 50 cents and they are 100% faithful. Marriage and buisiness have virtually no correlation.

and i third!

and her husband doesn't read gfy as well. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But moral standards do. and yes, I feel 100% out of place talking about moral standards here, of all places. But I think what he was saying has some validity. Whether it applies to the thread starter or not (and it more than likely does not) it could be enough to turn away someone looking to do business with this person.

True that.

nice reply :thumbsup

Wow nobody seemed to get the reference.

Fucking love that movie :)

Am I wrong in saying that most of the people that agreed with MichaelP were women? Of cource you agree with him cause women and men look at sex and cheating differently. I am not saying it is morally ok to cheat I am just saying in my experience many of the good guys out there in and out of our industry have or do cheat on there wives but would never cheat on a business person.

Also lets not confuse morals and ethics. Morally debased people can still have strong ethics. Business cheating is ethics based relationship cheating is moral based very different.

Amen ... I'm going to need a pussy aftershave.

Wedding Crashers! :thumbsup

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :1orglaugh

Methinks you need to learn the difference between not getting something, and thinking something is to old\non-funny to be comment worthy. :2 cents:

Thanks Charles.

I do adult part-time, for years now... the few people I have done biz with, I have treated as I would like to be treated, fair and honest.

Interesting the comparison of biz and fucking come into play here, didn't see it coming...

Fact 1:
Oh-too many married guys are complete and utter morons whom hate their wives, and are so fucking sick of eating the same boring ass meal (have sex w/same woman or ""wife"").

Fact 2: (not to be confused with fuck you)
Most married guys are beyond pathetic. They tell their lame ass tales, about tapping tail, on boards in hopes to build a virtual male camaraderie with those that share similar retarded qualities!

Fact 3: Only idiots brag about disrespecting their so-called loved ones. These are the type that need to be tested prior to breeding since our world needs no more of this quality of being on it!

AND..

Fact 4: People like YOU are what's made the institution, know as marriage, utterly worthless and meaningless! Another twist of the proverbial spoon would be your getting hitched to that poor bitch in a church.

I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!

Cheaters are Bitches.

Man look it if you ain't got the balls to say straight to your broad what you want and what you're doing, you're a hoe for lying to your woman. You got no balls.

If all were right in the world infidelity would be punishable by death.
Because of violating a sacred trust for an hour or two of pleasure.
Because of being to weak and worthless to be of any real use
Because of being a failure

I'll walk away from any woman out there if she's married. I don't keep company with scandalous assed hoes even for some random blowjob. And if I want something outside of what I got with my woman I'd say it straight to her like a real man should.

Want all of that freedom, just have housegirls.

too not to

only cuz their wives get fat after marriage, so their is actually more ass there.

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Charles, even though your statement makes sense too, I need to say that this have NOTHING to do with morals or ethics, but simply TRUST.

Some program owner tells me "We'll never Shave your sales..." Then at the next show I see him fooling around... Guess what? I pull my links...

Want some more of what you have at home? leave it and get something new, not both... Can't leave it? Then bring her in it (if she wants to of course), join a swingers club or something... At least the relation will be honest :2 cents:

Females agreed with me of course... Maybe it's my Metro Side talking here .. hehe :)

Your an ass!

I don't know, telling women you are a divoriced single father of (2), who has recently had a vasectomy, gets you laid quite a bit. of course sometime you have to show proof. damn modern times...lol