Tips on How to escape a bad first date!!!!!!???
 

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I've found a spoonful of mash potatoes firmly flung in the general facialular area does the trick pretty effectively.

Simple, don't go on a date....

Any slut that you have to take on a date to fuck is not worth the meal..

I scratch myself and pick my nose and sometimes fling the booger onto her dinner plate.

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Just relax, put your pants down and shit a cringle on the table.
Works always.

leave for the washroom and never come back lol

OR

at a bar, play that someone spiked your drink and act super super drunk suddenly and crawl out for a cab

you need to make her leave YOU ;)

Pass gas, burp, just gross her out. If she's still into you after that, she's messed up.
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A bad first date is just a perfect opportunity to test your skillz.

When a baseball team is losing by some retarded amount they don't sneak out of the park, they use it for BP, they get up there and take every pitch.

See if you can turn it around. See if you can turn an ice queen into a parking lot BJ.

The fact that you are thinking of escaping means your head game is way off.

Just be honest, say this shit aint working and ask her if she has any single sisters or relatives?

go for the parking lot bj man

Whip out your cock and see what happens

The parking lot BJ is actually fairly easy to pull - but if you can do it it means you've definitely got solid game.

Um...parking lot BJ FTW.

I have only had 2 dates I wanted to get out of, the first one I just acted like a total douchbag, that just made her hot for me though, I forgot chicks like douch bags. Got more then a BJ from it, lol
Bitch called for like a month though.
Second one I decided to go the other way, acted really needy and clingy, she said she had to go and oddly left a 20 for her food as she left, lol