Just got jury duty....
 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!


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This is why I have a tattoo of a snake on my neck.

Oh noes. What is the big deal.

Metal detectors take a really fucking long time for me to get through... a couple people here have been stuck behind me on one and can vouch... lol

take the Jacob's Latter out!

"I do not believe in the United States Legal system, and believe we should instead of having a court system deal with all criminals in a USSR fashion - shoot first and don't bother asking any questions. I would suggest finding someone else to fill my spot."

Easy way out.

Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

Nah. They jail you now for that. Too common of an excuse. :)

Works for me :)

Time to grow the mohawk back before call date...

wow...it's a honor))) how can you got it?)

luckily i haven't had to do it yet.

go its an interesting experience. I actually served once, been called another three times. One was for the grand jury, I was disappointed I didnt get it.

Ditto. I registered to vote, next thing you know, jury duty. I used exactly this to get out. It will work.

I prefer to tell them that it's hard to be impartial when everyone's out to get me.

That raises a few eyebrows, AND gets a dismissal.

Stop by on the way and get $1 worth of aluminum foil.

And most of you think the jury system will save your porn ass if you end up on trial, lolz.

I had it in January. Sat there for 8 plus hours while they called about 6 people to serve then it was done and I got to go home and done with it. Just suck it up and go. They have heard every excuse you can come up with so dont even bother trying.