Reminder about Classic Rock
 

While you and your buddies might have fantastic memories about your youth, girls don't dance to that shit. You, and I, might not be Kayne West fans but a dance floor full of bouncing bimbos is way cooler than your two buddies and your CCR collection. Also, get a hair cut you fucking hippie.

This has been a public service announcment..

Sounds like a boring party...

rock has always gotten more pussy than the gold digging wannabe sluts you Federlines pull.

If a girl doesn't listen to good music, I'm not interested. I guess I'm shallow.

'tis true.

Dude, I like Rock. I actually like pretty much all genres of music. Like with everything else, there's a time and place though.

When a dance floor is empty, and it's three long haired fucking skids sitting on the side giggling over their Metallica moments, then it's no the time.

Fortunately long haired rockers are always sissies so it's easy to just take over and get the party going properly.

A sissy is the one changing his musical interest for pussy.