2 tours for 800 ialien deal!
 

how much is just the blank space?

Looks cool, good luck with it! :thumbsup

let the troll shit storm commence

Very good deal Alien, The last design you showed my via ICQ was HOT HOT HOT !!!

AlienQ put the fucking lotion in the basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do the designs come with the typos or is that extra?

If typos are found I correct em. $200.oo per typo!:1orglaugh

On the flip side one would be surprised just how many typos I get in documentation relating to a site design order from the clients.

Typos happen. Typos are fixed.

Or, if you want a better way to spend $800, just wad it up in your fist and pound the whole package straight up your ass. That way at least you have shitty money instead of having spent money for shitty work.

I think he meant the typos in your initial post.

There are 2 of them:

cancil = cancel

lookin = looking

By your rules, you now owe me $400.00.

Everie tim I post a troll dick explodes somewhere in da world.
Ya luv mi.

Everie = Every

tim = time

da = the

Ya = You

luv = love

mi = me


Up to $1600.00 now and that's if I don't include the "$200.oo" from post #10.

Don't make me fall in love with you, I can not take the heart break if it happens again:Oh crap

Sentences end with punctuation. In this case, you missed your period.

You and KRosh now have something in common.

Total is now $1,800.00.

Bump for you :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp

We have another bright person here.

Bumping a thread that was lat replied to only 2 minutes before the bump.

That's more of a "tap", really.

Oh please, where do you get off being a smarty pants :upsidedow

dude serious question, do you get work on here? Every thread you make seems to get flamed pretty hard, do you actually sell anything? Im not trying to flame just asking.

Easy on my girly hehe. Be nice so she isn't in a bad mode when I want my tap little later on. :winkwink: You done any new scenery shots lately? Missed them if you posted.

This board has been filled with dumb asses for years. I'm not one of them.

I get lots of business I dunno if it is from here, many clients I have done biz with for years. Some find other designers come back later on it goes everywhere. I refer alot of clients to other designers as well.

As far as the flames go here on GFY it's just the nature of the board. People talkin shit that do not even know me, but one thing for sure they can not say shit about is how I run my design business.

I do not scam people, and perform pretty well for most everyone and I been around for quite a while. I can not say 100% of everything I ever done did not go without issue but over all I do pretty well considering all and all.

I will admit there are people I wont do business with ever and some I would never do business with again. They know who they are. I think designers keep a nice black list and if they don't they should. Plenty of hustlers come and go here and they wear all kinds of hats and nics.

Another thing to keep in mind is plenty of designers post here and some of them are pieces of shit hiding behind fake nics to fuck with guys like me.

Look at Zuzzana she is nice to everyone and she still got's bitches crying about her, or even Headless. Maybe Headless is not a good example he kicks shit like I do but one thing we both can say is we do good business. I send work to both Headless and Zuzzanna when I get over booked, none of the other designers around here I honestly do not like.

Most of them can not wait to talk shit about me when given the chance:)

Just a little Nudge.

Well good luck anyways... always a flamefest every time I see your nick Alien :)

i am a design legend.

Seriously, is this all you do every day? Bully people in their business threads?

ttaapppp

Mailman is selling tours for $1500

Alien is selling tours for $400

you guys need to meet in the middle somewhere heh..

day #5 of me dying laughing from your verbage

I'll bite AlienQ, need to finally make some sort of sites out of this content I have lying around.. it's of you and sonofsam blowing each other

I will buy 2 tours from you. hit me on icq please.

Hell no. It's what I do on my time off. :glugglug

Bump for you - hit me up A.

oh shit....:1orglaugh

YOur boss is quite cool by the way. Just got done talkin to em:)

Thread closed and offer over.:thumbsup
THanks everyone!

bump for a shitty designer with no skills

I'm sure Alien does get work. If I remember correctly what i'd seen that he worked on was actually pretty nice. Aside from shit talking and flaming on GFY I seem to recall once having a pretty decent ICQ convo once. GFY is just a shitstorm of joking around and trolling. people playing in character. You'd be amazed how normal, knowledgeable, and even productive a lot of seemingly retarded people are once you corner them away from this place.

lat replied? :1orglaugh

i like poo

i like scabby methwhores :thumbsup

always good to see ppl doin biz

rock on alien

ya sucks for you eh? :1orglaugh

YOU SUCK :1orglaugh

you are picking up scraps as usual.