JDL's TIPS on how to handle fucknuts on the roadways
 

whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass...

Lets start:



Tip 1

Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..



more coming now...give me a few

A cigarette butt is your friend...



This needs practive but tou can nail the fucker behind you dead center on his windshield..


If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

I'm a big fan of this one

I go through 5 gallons of washee fluid a week :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A handful of change tossed out the window works well.



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this is like some redneck spyhunter shit right here

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no no!!!!!!!!!!! that might hurt them ....ketchup packets are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some faggot did that to me. He was trying to pass me on a one lane on-ramp. When I didn't move over he chased me down and started flinging change at me.

I found it ironic - the guy was driving a diesel GMC with a 2 foot lift, he probably really needed that change for gas.

Didn't you post in another thread that you never use your blinkers and when you want to pass you ride someone's ass until they move over?

Disable your Anti-lock brakes (fuse box). Put car in neutral or take out of gear, turn sharply to right, pull up on the handbrake, spin 180 degree release handbrake, roll down window, pull out 9mm, shoot several times out the window at the car now in front of you. Turn sharply to the right, tap foot brake hard once, spin 180, put car back in gear. Smile.

I like the washer fluid trick.I usually start hitting the brakes..that freaks them out too

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also use my high beams flickering on n off fast if they dont move

i only signal when i am doing a POWER MOVE (when there is a tight squeeze)

I'm sorry but that cracked me up.

Now high beams are totally legal - I love rolling up on some fool dozing in the fast lane and lighting up the inside of his car like a tanning booth with my xenons.

Buy yourself a plane, my suggestion

I let my driver worry about shit like that while I watch Seinfeld on my 42" plasma..

Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I am still working on a solution for that one

Bump for late night drivers.

+Rep!!!!

you need sunroof for that

my recent was classic - Getting cut off by an empty bus on the highway middle of the night no other cars on the road, told my driver to get in front and keep it steady

I reached down.....

Grabbed my bag.....






Opened it,



Grabbed my most valuable friend......





My Big mAc .... and threw it on the guys windshield



THAT WILL TEACH HIM! :) I wish I had a paintball gun at the time.....

I repeat - Painballgun - Aim for the where you put the GAs in..... when he parks the car and sees the paint he'll realize it could have been his death :1orglaugh