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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-17-2008 10:33 PM

Need a site done in September? $650 Deal
 
Setting up orders for September.

I have no pre books for September and can provide a $650.00 site design for the first two guys that want some new tours! If ya want quality good workmanship and a tour that impresses viewers give me a shot!

THE DEAL:
Warning, Splash and Join Page + 5 Banners for $650.00.

Additonal features can be negotiated so contact me!


2nd Deal:
I can do Video Based Trailers and encode them to Flash Format so that they can be placed directly on a tour page. Not just simple Flash cut and encode type Trailers I can do the Music, shifts transitions effect's to present a very professional look for your site(s).

Get 3 different Video Hi End quality trailers for $700.00 with runtimes of 30-40 seconds playtime in Standard aspect ratio or Wide screen 16:9.
See sig and have a good September!

WarChild 08-17-2008 10:40 PM

The final deal is you take $325 and give it to some outsourced jackass, and get the same quality work as Alien here, but without all the drama.

You then take the remaining $325 and play pimp all around town, burning the money, whatever you want .. it's a free night out.

Iron Fist 08-17-2008 11:50 PM

Wow.... no one can cut AlienQ a break :) Ever.

pr0 08-17-2008 11:51 PM

I've got some clients who always insist on American designers.

I could probably book you up for the entire month of September.

Hit me up buddy.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-18-2008 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14622886)
Wow.... no one can cut AlienQ a break :) Ever.

Trolls love me:) I always fuck with em, so its no wonder they wait till I scout my work they come pouring in.

Truth be known my work ethic and client satisfaction rate is very good. I can not claim to have happy clients 100% of the whole time I been around ( Over 10 years ) but it's safe to say the vast majority of people I work with are very happy with the way I operate. Board Alien is a fucking freak I admust that but working Alien people enjoy and come back for more services often:)

I'll hit ya up in the morning Pr0
I think American based designer's just get it alot easier than foriegn ones and really thats not such a big deal I am not about cheap prices or foriegn competition any more I used to dread it but then I realised I am about designing sites as if they were my own for clients and set my own prices accordingly.

I am not the most expensive but I am not the cheapest either.

buzzy 08-18-2008 01:24 AM

Hurry up people buy some designs so Alien dosen't have to suck dick to make ends meat all September

Zuzana Designs 08-18-2008 04:23 AM

Bump for Alien :)

fris 08-18-2008 07:35 AM

bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

WarChild 08-18-2008 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 14623730)
bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

:thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-18-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 14623730)
bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

fris 08-18-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14624646)
All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

Keep telling yourself that.

candyflip 08-18-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14624646)
All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

As someone who may or may not have sucked cock to pay his bills, you're the last person who should be reading into things. :1orglaugh

2012 08-18-2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 14626384)
Keep telling yourself that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14624646)
All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

clash of the Titans:smilie_we


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