****The Porn Olympics ****
 

Maybe Canada will win a medal in THESE games.


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Interesting....

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jizznastics hehe, that's a good one :thumbsup

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Ya we would win the gold and the lose it because of testing positive for weed.. lol

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Synchronized Muff Diving

The Snatch , Clean & Jerk (no name change needed)

"Straight up, there's only one event worth watching: (in the real Olympics is) women's gymnastics (for obvious reasons). I say simplify. I say cut out all of the nationalistic grandstanding and just have fit hotties vault fat-headed man-poles. I say swap out the 200 meter dash for the 1 centimetre gash and cram it full of athletic long-bodied schlongs. I say put the ass back into these ancient Greek games. Sports are fun, sure, but dirty sex is dirty sex. "

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During these Olympics is the only time I've felt shame being a Canadian in the US. People love asking how many medals Canada has won.

Ok Paul that is the funniest thing ever!

by the way Raja how many medals has Canada won?

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It's a little known fact that having sex just moments before competing is not only a performance-enhancing tactic, but a legal one at that. Even in the real Olympics, what they need is to have a group of male volunteers standing off to the side ready to step up whenever needed and give the female athletes a good hard deep dicking while they wait for their turn to tumble, vault, dive or swim. This would relax them, distract them from their pre-performance nerves, and would get their blood flowing better than any warmup. World records would begin dropping like flies I'm sure.

I already submitted the idea and put my name in to be one of the voluteers for 2012,

the Olympic commitee said they'd get back to me. :D

We're one less than Thailand right now :thumbsup

Add me to the list and I say.. make the guys pay to be on the list and draw names from a hat... after all have you seen "some" of these girls... some are sweet and I'd chop my left arm for them...

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was that shoot on beijing? :)

Very nice.......

Better hope that the International Olympic Committee (IOC) doesn't notice that title and graphics...

They are rather picky when it comes to the use of their copyrighted word "Olympic(s)", and the use of their trademarked Olympic Rings. :helpme

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I'll get this video!:thumbsup

That's for sure!

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You'll also notice that the title of the film is Pornolympics, the Games. If you look closely, those are actually cock rings. :winkwink:

Is it "Porno - lympics" or "Porn - Olympics"?

Because if it's porno lympics, the IOC doesn't hold trademark on "Lympics" :D

nice games:):):)

What about an event where the girls run naked on a track, 1 man every 10 meters and they are to fuck him until he comes then move on to next. 100 meters total. Who has the best technique and the tightest pussy?

Ah.. I don't know about that name thing..
I remember XPAYS seeing their name in another program named SEXPAYS and closing them down..

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