Best (funniest) Flames ever
 

There's nothing quite like a well thought out flame sometimes.
I just happened to run across a few of them tonight...

Check this one...

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

:1orglaugh

dude broke out the thesaurus for that one

nah........sounds like he visited one of those websites which have an automagic flame-o-matic script.

Dammit, Mom!!!

You have slowly but completely turned into precisely the sort of moron that I cannot stand.

Do you have to forward EVERY goddamn piece of shit that shows up in your mailbox? And to not just one, but ALL of my fucking e-mail addresses?

It doesn't matter how stupid they are, does it? Just keep on fucking clicking. Every stupid bullshit e-mail invented since September 11th has found it's way into my inbox.

Just today you've sent around some retarded thing about how if Bill Clinton had done something or other way back when, none of this would have happened. Holy Jesus Christ on a Stick!! I know you're a mindless Republican (not like many Republicans, who are brilliant and believe as they do for completely valid reasons) who has always / does / and will continue to disagree with everything any Democrat has ever done throughout American history, but for fuck's sake, don't you think it's really goddamn petty to use this stuff to get in yet another jab on last year's fucking president? You're sick.

And if it's not utter bullshit about current affairs, it's this motherfucking bible shit. STOP SENDING ME BIBLE VERSES! And lame-ass stories written by inbred sheep-fucking bible thumpers. I don't fucking read them. Hell, I don't open most of the mail you send me anymore. And it's just as well because, fer the love of Cecil, you don't know how to cut and paste to save your fucking life!! Your e-mails are all fucked up, with either a billion little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
goddamn things on every single line, or else half the sentences will just

I don't even know how you manage to do that shit.

Just stop it. Didn't you get the hint when, for a while there, I replied not only to you, but to every single person you sent them to, that they were absolute crap? All of them?

You're my mother, and I love you. But I want to come to your house, knock you out with a blunt object of some sort, take your computer, rip the phone lines out of your walls, maybe even burn your computer room down right off the back of the house. Maybe by the time you recover from all that, you'll be too old to type.

See you at Thanksgiving.

:1orglaugh

LOL

hehehe not bad....

*
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
*

Here's a site review:

Throw it away and start over. All wrong.

WAY TOO MANY FUCKING BANNERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Is this a banner site, or a porn site?

I couldn't tell. I couldn't even make out what the site was about for all the banners on it.

Again.... Throw it away... and start over.

-Thanks

I have about 4000 emails that look quite similar to that...

LOL... Post 'em. hehehe

Send 'em this one for that shit.... hehehehe