I hate those lotion/spa carts at the fucking malls
 

Okay we are at the mall and it was close to closing time. My husband and I were casually walking our two kids around when they caught us. A young russian lady stopped us and said "can i show you something?" she asked my husband what he did for a living and he told her (he is a male nurse btw, lol). She said great try this on your hands (now I must admit that the shit did clean our hands well and made them as soft as my 3 week old's ass) but the bitch was sooo pushy. I started to buy 1 jar of the stuff @ 39 bucks but when we told her that we would be back after my husband went to the finishline the bitch went into overdrive. I was about two seconds from whooping her ass. Some ppl just dont get basic sales... if the customer wants they will buy.

Those people prey on polite people who lack the ability to say no. I say no thank you one time. If they keep pushing the next no will contain multiple profanities and references to their mother.

"All sales people can die" - RyuLion

fully agreed.:thumbsup

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Yeah, you wouldn't think about it if someone asked you who the pushiest salesfolk in the world are, but those damn lotion cart people are real slime. They are worse than the cell phone cart people. And they are so sneaky! The last time I was at the mall (and in a hurry, mind you), this girl said, "Wow! I love your purse... where did you get it?" I thought about it for a second, and as I was telling her, she cut me off and asked me to try some lotion. I explained that I needed to get to a store before it closed, and she just kept trying to push the lotion. And yet, I still tried to be polite, explaining that I was going on a trip and really needed to get something, and I knew I wasn't the sort of girl that bought lotions, anyway, and... finally, I realized that she was preying on my politeness, forcing me to choose between being rude and standing there putting lotion that I didn't want on my hands and listening to her stupid sales pitch. My boyfriend was shocked at how pushy she was. :disgust

Incidentally, I knew I wouldn't be buying any hand lotion because I have a stripper pole at home that I use for exercise, and it's over a hardwood floor... I'd crack my fucking head open if I tried some of the maneuvers with slick, baby's butt soft hands. :upsidedow

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