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scottybuzz 08-08-2008 07:35 PM

New blog, how can I improve it?
 
http://smokinggirlsfree.com/

I started it today and just looking for advice on how to make it better and get more traffic.


Matthew

brassmonkey 08-08-2008 07:46 PM

looks good add it to my site in my sig send me a link

Darkhorse 08-08-2008 08:42 PM

Get rid of the default theme, link up your keywords, do some hard link trades, link your pics up to FHG. Setup some Categories, just all the basic stuff will make things work better mate.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-08-2008 08:56 PM

don't stretch the images...

Babaganoosh 08-08-2008 09:25 PM

Jesus, scootybutts. You really aren't a webmaster, are you?

scottybuzz 08-08-2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse (Post 14583766)
Get rid of the default theme, link up your keywords, do some hard link trades, link your pics up to FHG. Setup some Categories, just all the basic stuff will make things work better mate.

nice, thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14583852)
Jesus, scootybutts. You really aren't a webmaster, are you?

no, took you long enough to figure that out.

Babaganoosh 08-08-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 14583921)
no, took you long enough to figure that out.

This is a webmaster board. Why are you here?

scottybuzz 08-09-2008 12:05 AM

sig money!!

TyroneGoldberg 08-09-2008 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14583852)
Jesus, scootybutts. You really aren't a webmaster, are you?

Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 11,785

FlyingWULF 08-09-2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 14583650)
http://smokinggirlsfree.com/

I started it today and just looking for advice on how to make it better and get more traffic.


Matthew

Hi Matthew,

I agree change the default theme. here are some toher things you can do with your wordpress blog

Add a few plug-in like googlesite map generator
and there is an assume SEO plugin too


Aside from that it's all about getting links to and from your blog relevant content and readers.

there's also a plug for you to be able to hav RSS feeds post in your blog. that can be a nice thing especially hen setting up a new blog get it fed with content and then start posting additional blogs

Babaganoosh 08-09-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 14584146)
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 11,785

:1orglaugh

I guess I stated the obvious, huh?

VicD 08-09-2008 10:44 AM

Add it to my dir, smoking category http://diamondsexlinks.com

scottybuzz 08-09-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14585047)
:1orglaugh

I guess I stated the obvious, huh?

I am not trying to be funny or nasty with this comment, but it seems you really have a hardon for me and are obessed with me like that fat kid at school who follows people around.

Could you just leave me alone yeh? It's kind of freaking me out. It was funny at first, but this is just weird now.

A.J. Angel 08-09-2008 11:57 AM

Hey there Matthew,

Just a few tips for improving your blog:
  • change your default theme; get one designed for you or check out the free ones out there,
  • do some links exchange; there are scripts that can handle that: LinkEx and Links Organizer,
  • use the All-In-One-SEO plug-in for SEO purposes,
  • at last, add some syndication buttons for your blog's RSS feed (ex. my site: Bumble Angelz)

That's about it! Afterwards, all you need to do is to update the blog regularly. :)

Babaganoosh 08-09-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootybutts (Post 14585329)
I am not trying to be funny or nasty with this comment, but it seems you really have a hardon for me and are obessed with me like that fat kid at school who follows people around.

Could you just leave me alone yeh? It's kind of freaking me out. It was funny at first, but this is just weird now.

I have a hard on for all idiots. As long as you continue to pollute GFY with your stupidity, I will be here to point it out and laugh at you. You are useless. Don't like it? You have two choices. You can leave or put me on ignore. That way you won't see the posts I make in your braindead threads.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-09-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14585379)
I have a hard on for all idiots. As long as you continue to pollute GFY with your stupidity, I will be here to point it out and laugh at you. You are useless. Don't like it? You have two choices. You can leave or put me on ignore. That way you won't see the posts I make in your braindead threads.

People who troll others and make replies such as this one are just as much pollution to GFY as the people they are trolling and making these replies too... :2 cents:

Babaganoosh 08-09-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14585393)
People who troll others and make replies such as this one are just as much pollution to GFY as the people they are trolling and making these replies too... :2 cents:

Sorry, didn't know scootybutts was your girl. You're free to leave or put me on ignore too. Your choice. At least you're a webmaster, albeit not a very good one. :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 08-09-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14585379)
I have a hard on for all idiots. As long as you continue to pollute GFY with your stupidity, I will be here to point it out and laugh at you. You are useless. Don't like it? You have two choices. You can leave or put me on ignore. That way you won't see the posts I make in your braindead threads.

wow, what a life you lead.
Listen to yourself. Its shocking just how sad and pathetic some people are on the internet.
You go around pointing out stupidy and laugh at it.

You sure have a fun hobby buddy.
I feel sorry for anybody who lives with you.

Oh wait, I understand its because your are/were a fat fuck. You must hate yourself so much that the fat inside you has caused so many negative vibes.
:1orglaugh

Keep typing butter boy.

scottybuzz 08-09-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14585463)
Sorry, didn't know scootybutts was your girl. You're free to leave or put me on ignore too. Your choice. At least you're a webmaster, albeit not a very good one. :1orglaugh

Bla Bla Bla...

TRANSLATION : I am a fat fuck who finds pleasure in making people feel more negative about themselves

:action-sm

Babaganoosh 08-09-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 14585504)
Bla Bla Bla...

TRANSLATION : I am a fat fuck who finds pleasure in making people feel more negative about themselves

:action-sm

I'm far from fat but you're right. I do find pleasure in making the stupid realize their own stupidity. Its' more than a hobby. It's my passion.

BTW, did you figure out the width and height attribute for img tags yet? :1orglaugh

You should be an affiliate rep. You're THAT worthless.

scottybuzz 08-09-2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14585813)
I'm far from fat but you're right. I do find pleasure in making the stupid realize their own stupidity. Its' more than a hobby. It's my passion.

BTW, did you figure out the width and height attribute for img tags yet? :1orglaugh

You should be an affiliate rep. You're THAT worthless.

Well hey, I don't pretent to be the best at computers, I am always up for critisms, but please refrain from the direct insults.
I want to make money, but when I get people like you trying to hound me down whenever I ask simple things like how to improve a blog, it's kinda hard.
I am trying to be a webmaster, just sometimes I struggle. I am the first to admit that.

ez12 08-10-2008 08:35 AM

I thought this was about improving a blog ??

Babaganoosh 08-10-2008 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ez12 (Post 14587391)
I thought this was about improving a blog ??

It was supposed to be but if someone doesn't even understand an img tag, he can't very well improve his blog. Hell, the kid can't even change the default theme. :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 08-10-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14587439)
It was supposed to be but if someone doesn't even understand an img tag, he can't very well improve his blog. Hell, the kid can't even change the default theme. :1orglaugh

What do you mean?

koreancowboy 08-10-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 14585910)
Well hey, I don't pretent to be the best at computers, I am always up for critisms, but please refrain from the direct insults.
I want to make money, but when I get people like you trying to hound me down whenever I ask simple things like how to improve a blog, it's kinda hard.
I am trying to be a webmaster, just sometimes I struggle. I am the first to admit that.

Hey man, I checked out your site. Pretty cool stuff.

But yeah, the suggestions/comments that have been made, roll with that. Once you get that down, you should be good to go. Just focus on delivering quality content and writing.

BTW, you may want to proofread your writing before posting...I caught a couple of grammatical errors...but that's just the writer/editor in me!

Good luck dood!:thumbsup

koreancowboy 08-10-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14587439)
It was supposed to be but if someone doesn't even understand an img tag, he can't very well improve his blog. Hell, the kid can't even change the default theme. :1orglaugh


Oh ok, just because someone who doesn't know how to set up a website, coming to a forum about being a better webmaster, suddenly he's a dumbass?

Get the fuck over yourself dood...just because you've "mastered" a learned skill, doesn't make you God's Gift to Intrawebz pr0n.

Geez. Get a life.

koreancowboy 08-10-2008 05:28 PM

BTW, before you type up your hostile reply to what I just said, know this...

1) I do not now, nor will I ever, claim to be a "webmaster". I'm a writer first and foremost. I just happen to have a website or two.

2) I know that there's not much there on my main site. I wanted to wipe the slate clean and start over again. That's what I've been doing the past six months or so, just writing and improving my writing style. That, and having a life. You should try it out yourself sometime.:thumbsup

Babaganoosh 08-10-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koreancowboy (Post 14588761)
BTW, before you type up your hostile reply to what I just said, know this...

1) I do not now, nor will I ever, claim to be a "webmaster". I'm a writer first and foremost. I just happen to have a website or two.

2) I know that there's not much there on my main site. I wanted to wipe the slate clean and start over again. That's what I've been doing the past six months or so, just writing and improving my writing style. That, and having a life. You should try it out yourself sometime.:thumbsup

Who are you? You tell me to get a life yet you're badmouthing a total stranger on a forum? Take your own advice, douchenozzle.

You're a writer? Your punctuation is atrocious. "For realz." :1orglaugh

Mind your own business and don't badmouth your superiors. It's not good for your career.

DirtyProfits 08-11-2008 04:19 AM

get rid of the word free in your domain name and title ;)

koreancowboy 08-16-2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14589124)
Who are you? You tell me to get a life yet you're badmouthing a total stranger on a forum? Take your own advice, douchenozzle.

You're a writer? Your punctuation is atrocious. "For realz." :1orglaugh

Mind your own business and don't badmouth your superiors. It's not good for your career.

Who the fuck are you?

Seriously, who are you? Furthermore, my punctuation is "atrocious"? Could you please clarify for the rest of the GFY forum members? For realz, dood.

Exactly how am I "badmouthing" my "superiors". Oh wait, are you saying that you are my "superior"? What constitutes you being my superior?

Please, oh please clarify that for me. Would that be you mastering a learned skill? Or that you have more posts than me?

Wait...that's it. You have over 11,000 posts. I can't compete with that. You're right. You're so right. You win an internet forum "argument".

What was I thinking? I'm just a "noob".

BTW, what in the hell is a "douchenozzle"?

Lastly, my "career" isn't dependent on your fucking opinion. In fact, no one really cares about your fucking opinion. Exactly why is it that you are here again?

koreancowboy 08-16-2008 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koreancowboy (Post 14588761)
BTW, before you type up your hostile reply to what I just said, know this...

1) I do not now, nor will I ever, claim to be a "webmaster". I'm a writer first and foremost. I just happen to have a website or two.

2) I know that there's not much there on my main site. I wanted to wipe the slate clean and start over again. That's what I've been doing the past six months or so, just writing and improving my writing style. That, and having a life. You should try it out yourself sometime.:thumbsup

Allow me to quote myself, for dumbass that can't read. Or comprehend.

Babaganoosh 08-16-2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koreancowboy (Post 14616662)
Who the fuck are you?

Seriously, who are you? Furthermore, my punctuation is "atrocious"? Could you please clarify for the rest of the GFY forum members? For realz, dood.

Exactly how am I "badmouthing" my "superiors". Oh wait, are you saying that you are my "superior"? What constitutes you being my superior?

Please, oh please clarify that for me. Would that be you mastering a learned skill? Or that you have more posts than me?

Wait...that's it. You have over 11,000 posts. I can't compete with that. You're right. You're so right. You win an internet forum "argument".

What was I thinking? I'm just a "noob".

BTW, what in the hell is a "douchenozzle"?

Lastly, my "career" isn't dependent on your fucking opinion. In fact, no one really cares about your fucking opinion. Exactly why is it that you are here again?

In American English the period belongs inside quotes. I thought you were a writer. You clearly can't even master a learned skill. You are inferior.

bbm 08-16-2008 07:29 AM

Add more sponsors, it looks poor. Check my sig.

koreancowboy 08-16-2008 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14616802)
In American English the period belongs inside quotes. I thought you were a writer. You clearly can't even master a learned skill. You are inferior.

Obviously you're new to America. Welcome!

BTW, the period belongs outside of the quotation marks. What "school" did you go to?

Also, I've been curious since I've joined GFY.com...post some links to your sites. I've always wondered what they looked like.:winkwink:

Babaganoosh 08-16-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koreancowboy (Post 14617472)
Obviously you're new to America. Welcome!

BTW, the period belongs outside of the quotation marks. What "school" did you go to?

Also, I've been curious since I've joined GFY.com...post some links to your sites. I've always wondered what they looked like.:winkwink:

Wrong answer, kiddo. I majored in English. You lose.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark#Punctuation

Where did you go to school? We drive on the right side of the road too. I hope you haven't been doing that wrong too.

dav3 08-16-2008 01:09 PM

I thought the quotes contained the period if the quotes also contained the full thought?

But my major was Thread-Jacking, so I can't be sure.

Anyways, back to the OT:
Scottybuzz, add a new text-rich post every week. Then check out the cam sponsors in my sig and plug some of the promo tools into your sidebars. I know at least mtree has a selectable smoking niche. Use their iframe in your sidebar to show girls live now in your niche.

DARKHORSERIDER 08-16-2008 02:17 PM

This thread should have been called "Handbags at 5 paces"

Burridge 08-17-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14589124)
Who are you? You tell me to get a life yet you're badmouthing a total stranger on a forum? Take your own advice, douchenozzle.

douchenozzle!

i think someone's been watching some patton oswalt....:1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 08-17-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge (Post 14620399)
douchenozzle!

i think someone's been watching some patton oswalt....:1orglaugh

Some what?

Babaganoosh 08-20-2008 04:34 PM

Haha! Somebody sure got quiet after their punctuation lesson.

Sleestak Attack 08-20-2008 05:17 PM

Great name. I wish you luck!

dav3 08-20-2008 05:34 PM

Update your blog!


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