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FACT: I Could Kill You With One Punch...
... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch. :2 cents:
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By driving the nose into the brain?
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Thank you for letting us live:thumbsup
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but not if you knew the super secret avoidence move!
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Ok, Batman
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Everyone from the tri-state area claims they can do that.
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I will hit you with my handbag bitch!
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Evil is...as evil does.
One punch doesn't stand a chance against my pyro-kinetic powers! |
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I know a guy that killed a lot of people with one punch (bowl)
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i can kill you just with my screwdriver
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I can kill you with my finger...
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Thanks for letting us know sport. The only reason it's called strong island is because of the hairsprayed heads of the dopey chicks. Try shooting a bullet through that mess.
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I can kill you with my fart.
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I can kill you with my dick
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And whats so special about it? Thats old thingie. Killing with one hit isn't anything cool at all..
For example, I can kill you without even touching you :) |
Vulnerable creatures humans are.. :upsidedow
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id duck... :)
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I would duck and cover.
Works for nukes so why not:) |
teach us wise one
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I don't know bud!here's a picture of my grandma and she can kill you with her middle finger!
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Now that's a guy who packed one powerful punch. |
You have found your true calling. Please begin your life's work asap.
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Dammit. You all all of the Funyuns, didn't you?
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Thank you so much for leave me alive!!!
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Its true. he killed me with one punch...
I got better. |
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You are not the only one who can kill with one punch...but the others don't tell :))
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There is a good chance I could revive the punched person with my CPR skills. :)
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Now you can however damage someone brain if you punch them hard enough right between the eyes... But it is more long term damage versus instant death... And you have to hit real hard, know how to retract and when to make the force echo through there skull into there brain.. |
A hard enough punch directly to the throat can certainly cause death.
I don't know about instant, but soon. :D |
a solid shot to the temple could kill someone by crushing parts of the brain and veins that will lead to internal bleeding.
as well, a good hit to the neck could cripple someones trachea and cause suffocation so its possible to die with one punch... thats why i never leave my house! :1orglaugh |
this is why I have guns
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... and your bragging on internet. Strong girl...
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a punch to the face just isn't as poetic as a crescent wrench to the back of the skull though....
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Kicks too. I could kill you with one kick.
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Roy, what have you been smoking, and why arn't you sharing with me?
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Chio loves the sands even though he's a JERK! I mean hi. FANTASTIC!
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Fact I can kill you before you get close enough to land your punch.
"Never pick a fight with an old man he will just shoot you." - "Sinclair Lewis" (I think) |
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Perhaps, but do you know the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?
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Prove it. Go punch someone real quick and kill them. Then post a picture of it (or better yet, a vid) and then we'll believe you. Until then, your punch is lined with weak sauce.
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You must be part ninja.
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FACT: I could make you handwash my filthy laundry with one bitchslap.
Worse than death, trust me. |
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