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Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 01:24 PM

So much for "SEO" Expert loll.......
 
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Gobble (03:12 PM) :
hello I saw you provide seo service?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:12 PM) :
yes
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:12 PM) :
may i help you
Gobble (03:12 PM) :
you do adult ?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:13 PM) :
I can... but.. the industry is somewhat flaky
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:13 PM) :
if you need it i can
Gobble (03:13 PM) :
yes every industry is friend :-) you have good experience with SEO?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:14 PM) :
I have done my one sites and normally get within the first page of google
Gobble (03:14 PM) :
What is your company anme and location :-) I am in mexico
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:14 PM) :
I need to step away for a minute or two
Gobble (03:14 PM) :
what rate also for seo?
Gobble (03:15 PM) :
you also have some example of your work and results?
Gobble (03:17 PM) :
hello ?
Gobble (03:21 PM) :
hello?
Gobble (03:24 PM) :
:-)
Gobble (03:38 PM) :
are you here?
:-) yahoo-xxx-girls.com is Away: I am currently away from the computer.
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:57 PM) :
sry
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:58 PM) :
I had to step away quickly ... i could not help it ... very sry!
Gobble (04:11 PM) :
hello
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:12 PM) :
hi again:-)
Gobble (04:12 PM) :
so what are rates for seo service and also you have proven reult to show?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:13 PM) :
I really have done my own sites in the past... my new domain has not be up long enough to show you proof
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:13 PM) :
I normally get within the first page of google
Gobble (04:14 PM) :
ok understand you have some example of past result?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:14 PM) :
but it does depend on may things
Gobble (04:14 PM) :
also what company you have done work for so I can get recommendation
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:14 PM) :
Sry... i did not do this commercially
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:15 PM) :
if your site is not to complex perhaps ill do it as a favor ?
Gobble (04:16 PM) :
do not understand?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:16 PM) :
if the website you want to get listed is not too complex in terms of what you want
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:16 PM) :
i could do it for free.
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:17 PM) :
just as a favor
Gobble (04:17 PM) :
you have any prior result you can show me you achieve?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:17 PM) :
As far as I understand Google phases out old websites
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
if you have 2 or 3 term you would like to get listed with... I could do that for free...
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
but ill only do this one time'
Gobble (04:18 PM) :
so you have no result to show?
Gobble (04:18 PM) :
I look to spend good money for professional
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
am not going to lie to you
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:19 PM) :
lol I am professional... but good luck
Gobble (04:20 PM) :
so you have no result?
Gobble (04:20 PM) :
what that adult site you have it have result for keyword?


PR_Sebas 08-07-2008 01:25 PM

lol, awesome

Eriic 08-07-2008 01:27 PM

Expert with zero results to prove himself = He is hired!

Eriic 08-07-2008 01:29 PM

Come eat crow Juicy

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/846469-juicy-links-deal-guy.html

kmanrox 08-07-2008 01:39 PM

moneylol moneylol lol money money lol

buzzy 08-07-2008 02:01 PM

It's true Juicy, most self proclaimed "SEO Experts" know fuck all about SEO. The people that do only work for themselves and rarely offer their services.

I have 2 sites in the top 5 of google and yahoo (one mainstream and one adult) but i wouldn't offer "SEO services" because first of all SEO is a long term project, so why would someone waste their time (months, sometimes years) getting someone elses site on the top 10 when they could spend their time doing it on their own sites.

seeric 08-07-2008 02:21 PM

the ones who know the least are the ones who are always shooting their mouth off about what they know.

WiredGuy 08-07-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:17 PM) :
As far as I understand Google phases out old websites
This should have been your sign to run away.
WG

V_RocKs 08-07-2008 02:39 PM

I sell short SEOs!

Robbie 08-07-2008 02:41 PM

I'd bet that if JDL took the time to start doing this to every nick on GFY and outing them...we'd find that 99.9% of the people on here are pretending to be in this business. I can't figure out why they are pretending, maybe they think they might get laid one day?

And speaking of getting laid: The GFY party is tonight down here at Internext in Fla!

DatingGameExpert 08-07-2008 02:45 PM

How many fake chatlogs can Juicy post? That's what I wanna know.

stickyfingerz 08-07-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 14578012)
I'd bet that if JDL took the time to start doing this to every nick on GFY and outing them...we'd find that 99.9% of the people on here are pretending to be in this business. I can't figure out why they are pretending, maybe they think they might get laid one day?

And speaking of getting laid: The GFY party is tonight down here at Internext in Fla!

See you and Claudia next month Robbie. Have fun for me in Fl. Make sure to hit the Steak house in the lobby. Great food. :thumbsup

u-Bob 08-07-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14578040)
How many fake chatlogs can Juicy post? That's what I wanna know.

fake? Balalsubturfyooj really is that st*pid.

Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 14578012)
I'd bet that if JDL took the time to start doing this to every nick on GFY and outing them...we'd find that 99.9% of the people on here are pretending to be in this business. I can't figure out why they are pretending, maybe they think they might get laid one day?

And speaking of getting laid: The GFY party is tonight down here at Internext in Fla!

Hey Robbie i wish i had the time loll ..... this guy was just getting on my nerves lol

Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 14578079)
fake? Balalsubturfyooj really is that st*pid.



dating game idiot or babelshit i dont know which one is worse

Bird 08-07-2008 02:51 PM

Keyword: Turkey

Gobble,Gobble,Gobble....

qxm 08-07-2008 03:12 PM

funny shit :)


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