I feel so fucking old right now
 

I was talking with some 19 year old girl, and she kept going on about how she liked older guys. I figured she was talking about the cane-wielding, viagra-popping, wheelchair-riding type, until she uttered the dreaded words: "like you".

Apparently, I'm now of the age where 19 year old girls think it necessary to mention they're into "older guys" when they're hitting on me. Ugh.

:disgust

So did you mash that pussy or not?

The answer will make your age apparent.

So what did her 19 year old pink tasted like? :)

Bend that shit over.

well you're like 26 if I remember right

so yeah, you make an older guy for her, just like a 33 year old woman would be "older woman" for you...

My girlfriend would probably cut off my penis in my sleep if I were to cheat on her, so no, I did not.

pussy.......























:winkwink:

take advantage of it dude

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I would only worry with the 40 years olds do the same thing.

holy shit haha

you should however mash that pussy lol