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czarina 08-04-2008 09:28 AM

A friend just sent me this joke... Pretty good one. Read!
 
A self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon
himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one', the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people
of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and
electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones, computers with light-speed
processing...and more.'


After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next
generation?'

The applause was amazing.......

seeandsee 08-04-2008 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 14558157)
A self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon
himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one', the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people
of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and
electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones, computers with light-speed
processing...and more.'


After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next
generation?'

The applause was amazing.......

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GREAT ONE

Deej 08-04-2008 09:35 AM

Nice :thumbsup

cranki 08-04-2008 09:36 AM

hahaha true dat :thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-04-2008 09:37 AM

lol thats awesome

SilentKnight 08-04-2008 09:39 AM

True that...

tony286 08-04-2008 09:42 AM

very funny.

pornguy 08-04-2008 09:47 AM

Haqhahhahahahhha.,


Best one posted lately.

Spunky 08-04-2008 09:48 AM

Lol damn whipper snappers

tranza 08-04-2008 09:59 AM

Lol, nice one....

TheDoc 08-04-2008 10:02 AM

I just don't find it funny, sorry. I live around 1000's of old people, and they answer like this all the time. It's not to be funny, they answer like this because they don't understand the question/statement.

What the kid said wasn't wrong, so the old man followed up with another true statement. Making a right from the right, it's what old people do when they get confused.

I play Golf, and you know the old people love golf, and I'm telling ya now. They like views, politics and religion - and when you say or do something they don't agree with or understand - it's like they get instant altimeters and the mind shuts down.

Old people rant over...

Grays 08-04-2008 10:48 AM

Nice one...Sad part is it is true...for the most part....

Ecchi22 08-04-2008 11:07 AM

Great! Thanks for sharing :D

clixx 08-04-2008 11:17 AM

got a chuckle out of me, good one :)

Kudles 08-04-2008 12:01 PM

Thats a good one

bronco67 08-04-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 14558312)
I just don't find it funny, sorry. I live around 1000's of old people, and they answer like this all the time. It's not to be funny, they answer like this because they don't understand the question/statement.

What the kid said wasn't wrong, so the old man followed up with another true statement. Making a right from the right, it's what old people do when they get confused.

I play Golf, and you know the old people love golf, and I'm telling ya now. They like views, politics and religion - and when you say or do something they don't agree with or understand - it's like they get instant altimeters and the mind shuts down.

Old people rant over...

I was not digging on what you were saying at first, but you're right.

My in-laws will not listen to the opinion of anyone under 40. They just tune out and look right through you, even if you're absolutely right. I'm not talking about thinking you may be right --- I mean you know you're right like the sky is blue.

They call you opinionated and move on to the next topic, usually something they know better.

FPW 08-04-2008 12:21 PM

Hehe good one... :)

slapass 08-04-2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 14559080)
I was not digging on what you were saying at first, but you're right.

My in-laws will not listen to the opinion of anyone under 40. They just tune out and look right through you, even if you're absolutely right. I'm not talking about thinking you may be right --- I mean you know you're right like the sky is blue.

They call you opinionated and move on to the next topic, usually something they know better.

Been there and done that. It has really struck me as really weird and then I begin to question stuff i really do know as the other person seems like they should be informed.

sniperwolf 08-04-2008 12:58 PM

Good one! :thumbsup

Made me lol'd :1orglaugh

Violetta 08-04-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 14558312)
I just don't find it funny, sorry. I live around 1000's of old people, and they answer like this all the time. It's not to be funny, they answer like this because they don't understand the question/statement.

What the kid said wasn't wrong, so the old man followed up with another true statement. Making a right from the right, it's what old people do when they get confused.

I play Golf, and you know the old people love golf, and I'm telling ya now. They like views, politics and religion - and when you say or do something they don't agree with or understand - it's like they get instant altimeters and the mind shuts down.

Old people rant over...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Richard - Triplexcash 08-04-2008 09:57 PM

Good one ;)


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