Convention Giveaway
 

Any companies that wanna give away free crap at the convetions this year...think this company would accept order for porn fortune cookies?

http://www.wontonfood.com/

I'd also like to make some joke fortunes...like..."You will die in one hour" or better yet actually put some one's name in the message. Do a bait and switch at the Chinese restaurant and you would really flip out a supersticious person.