Who's Horny?
 

It seems like every time I get horny, nobody is around to fullfill my needs. Last night I was at a strip club on Broadway in San Francisco, and saw this girl move her body like a star, that got me thinking?

Hey i am 40 miles from S.F .......and horny:Graucho

I'm always horny for you babe

come on down to san diego some time

I'm there!:Graucho

redshoe made me a college fuck fest believer!!

Amanda, is this you?

http://adult.redclouds.com/amanda/

Here too

I sit in front of this fucking monitor all day. Nobody around, cropping pictures -- of porn --

I threw out my vibrator because I was getting addicted to it. So now what?

How in the hell do you find a guy to have sex with during the day? Most guys work and the once who don't I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. To top it all off I live in the fucking country and never get out..

So shit, maybe I go and buy another vibrator. ha ha

I actually thought about going out and to clubs and stuff, but I feel out of place there, and who in the hell is going to hit on an older women in a freaking bar which mostly houses 22 year old boys. Or if I do go to clubs where "my age group" hangs out I get sick just looking at those overweight "old" guys.

I am hiring myself an Escort soon --:feels-hot

drop me an email and we'll live the dream in vegas

[email protected]

Yep, that's me!

Who is your photographer?

I would hit on you. :winkwink:

A man who goes by the name Billy Bob, quite a hunk if you ask me. You want him to photograph you as well?

I m horny too!:thumbsup

I just jerked off. I am no longer horny.

if you are in SF, you may need to stop by the Sex.Com dungeon for a spanking and a beer. :winkwink:

-mb

Ok, so uhm, what are you doing like in about 2 hours? Where are you at ??

:winkwink:

I'm horny as hell, drunk as hell, and my gf will come back from rome tomorrow so I can't jack off. Life sucks.

Aint it a bitch to be living in Holland in times like these... If you're ever in the neighbourhood steffie ;)

Can't jerk off?

Why not?

Instead of lasting for 5 seconds...you'll last 10 now.

Steffie...I got something you can ride..lol



:eek7

I only horny about 50% of the time...I'm getting old.

I'm hitting a goth Halloween party saturday (an oxymoron?) so will be able to rid myself of the very counter-productive feeling that is horny...
mmmmm, goth babes dressed as...goth babes.....


Amanda, you should dye you hair black get a labret and some pancake makeup....and change your name to something like Lilly Darkstar or something....

What about putting your head into the wc bowl for 10 seconds ? It works for me.

You people need like a webmaster dating service...


You could get some strange and trade some traffic in one fell swoop...

Because I promised to save it all for her...
And, some people actually manage to last more than 10 seconds. Hard to believe for you maybe, but the rest of the world has quite a bit of experience with it.

"get some strange"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Where do i drop off my resume? :Graucho