Large Hadron Collider (17 mile long particle accelerator ) WOW
 

No its not a hardon collider :1orglaugh

I've heard about this a while ago, correct me if I'm wrong but theyre accelerating 2 particles
and making them crash together at the speed of light to find out about the big bang theory and black holes etc.

Pretty amazing they've built.

5 days left till they use it, people worrying about how its going to be disastrous and blow up the Earth

Heres the countdown for it

http://www.lhcountdown.com/




http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/200..._collider.html

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a 27 kilometer (17 mile) long particle accelerator straddling the border of Switzerland and France, is nearly set to begin its first particle beam tests. The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) is preparing for its first small tests in early August, leading to a planned full-track test in September - and the first planned particle collisions before the end of the year. The final step before starting is the chilling of the entire collider to -271.25 C (-456.25 F). Here is a collection of photographs from CERN, showing various stages of completion of the LHC and several of its larger experiments (some over seven stories tall), over the past several years.

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc1.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc2.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc3.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc5.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc6.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc7.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...08_01/lhc8.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc10.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc11.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc12.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc17.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc25.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc27.jpg

Stupid Excel 97... dammit! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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I guess there is a potential for it to create a very tiny black hole that will grow over time and eventually consume our Solar system. But the chances are very low :)

What's the last picture?

Wow man, this is just too insane! I really wonder what will happen!

I think it has something to do with the particle accelerator :helpme

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc27.jpg

Are they sure shit won't get messed up?

I mean, big bang? .. :Oh crap

CERN. They Discovered or actually created anti-matter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Antihydrogen

http://livefromcern.web.cern.ch/live...rn/antimatter/

I thought it was supposed to go live on Aug 1st! ....

We can now blow Alcaeda of the face of the earth right? Or at least send them to an alternate dimension?

i lol'd:1orglaugh

cant wait!

Nothing is going to happen except exciting discoveries.

Now, most of you know me as a calm and collected individual that extols the virtues of rational thinking and logical reasoning. So, I'm sure you'd expect me to echo other rational-minded individuals in saying that we're not all going to die when they start this thing up, but...

WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!

Do you see that fucking thing? That is a screaming metal death trap with a fucking light-switch to quantum-fucking-doom! I hope you're prepared to repent as you're being sucked, particle by particle, into a super-dense fuckstorm of mass, and that our lord and savior Jesus "Told You Bitches Science Was Bad" Christ doesn't hold a grudge against heathens like us. And in our time of planetary armageddon you won't even have to bother holding your loved ones during your last living moments because your entire nuclear-fucking-family will be fused together as you're stretched into a super-thin piece of spaghetti.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING!? YOU ARE FUCKED!!

Right now I'm fucking a clown tranny while a monkey injects black tar heroin into my arm because this shit is all over! You motherfuckers better live these next five days like they're your last, because a black hole is going to swallow you up like a big-mouth bass from the flaming depths of Hell! Ahahahahahahaha!

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Is that a CRT???
http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...8_01/lhc25.jpg

Holy shit, I didn't realize they were going hi-tech with this shit.

I don't see whatever caused the big bang being recreated from within the result of the big bang.

Whatever caused it would be impossible for any human to grasp, much less physically recreate.

DID YOU NOT READ MY FUCKING POST!? WE ARE ALL DEAD! DEAD!!!!!!

no.
the big bang was caused by either:
the big crunch from the prior universe, or
two universes rubbing against each other, or
AI or humans inside an active simulation/universe gaining the technology to create a new simulation/universe.

those are the current logical explanations.

Ever wonder why heaven has pearly gates? Does it really need them? Did too many people sneak in, and God was like... "what the fuck? Ok.. fuck this, you, you and you get the fuck out. Peter, GOD DAMMIT, how many fucking times have I told you to watch the borders? Fuck this I'm putting in gates, and you're gonna sit out here for all eternity letting people in one at a time, DICK, I mean PETER!

Do you think Jesus had to wait in line at the pearly gates to get into heaven? Was he like, "Uhm.. HELLO!! I can't believe I'm waiting in line to get into my own house. Yo, peter... can he hear me... PEEEETEEERRR!! Oh for fuck's sake I'm the son of God God dammit."

Was it really that much of a sacrifice for Jesus to give up his shitty little life to sit at the right hand of God? Sounds like you fuckers got duped.

Do you think when Jesus showed up at the Pearly gates, Peter was like, "Oh look who's here, the prodigal son has returned, whoppdee fuckin doo, your stupid water into wine tricks don't matter up here dick-lick. We can all do that shit. Hey, prick I'm talking to you, GET BACK HERE, don't think you can just waltz in here after all this time and take over. We're all putting our time in up here and I got seniority biaaatch. You should be on gate duty, people would want to see you first anyway."

Hey do you think it was awkward when Joseph died and had to go to heaven and confront God? I picture it like the scene from Raging Bull. Joseph goes in and smacks God, "You FUCK my wife? Huh? Did you fuck'er? Did you fuck my wife? ANSWER ME! Did you fuck my wife?" God's just cowering next to the dinner table and Jesus is crying in the corner holding onto Mary.

Did God and Joseph share visitation rights when they were all in Heaven? God's like, "Son we want you and your little thai girlfriend Poo, over for thanksgiving. Your mother Mary grew the biggest turkey." Jesus says, "Well dad, Joseph and Tina already invited me, I think she'd gonna fry a turkey, and you know much I like me some fried ass turkey."

I wonder if Jesus gets like double gifts on Christmas. "Uhm, the RC plane is for your birthday, the batteries are for Christmas"

I wonder if all the people that serve Jesus in the Heaven restaurants get pissed when he goes in on his birthday, because they want to be home celebrating his birthday with their own families. I'd be like, "Listen I know God's your dad and all, and today is your birthday, but really I don't even know you, so no offense, but I'm leaving to go home and celebrate your birthday with my family. My youngest kid just died lat week, so he's knew to this whole heaven thing. And to be honest you're a horrible tipper anyway. Oh and a little advice, you won't die if there isn't enough mayo on your burger, so just chill the fuck out if it's not done EXACTLY how you want it. Oh and happy birthday, ASS!"

I wonder if Jesus uses "I'm the son of God" line in the heaven bars. Or does he pull out the big guns an use, "As a matter of fact, I AM God's gift to man."

Shit I should copyright this stuff. LOL.. I think I just did.

Which affiliate network are they with? I have the right traffic for that product.

That's how big the damn thing is.. see the two circles that's the actual LHG. For those that don't know we built one here in the US years ago, somewhere in Texas but it wasn't big enough so it couldn't get the particles fast enough to make it work.

Ladies and gentlmen, Redshoe will be performing all week at The Improv. That's a two drink minimum and be sure to tip the waitresses.

that thing must use a totaly fucking massive amount of power

It is amazing what (some) humans are capable of.

Thank you :pimp

Seriously? Those are it eh?
How in the hell is humans inside an active simulation/universe creating a simulation universe even slightly logical, fuck that makes some many assumptions that the it makes the bible look more logical by comparison.

Actually where did you get any of these?
Big crunch? Most all of the top physicist agree the universe is ever accelerating and well at some point we just rip apart, does not operate like a yo-you.
Two universes rubbing? Crap that one is just wow new to me and I read and watch a lot of shit about science.

I think the only common census is that we have no idea of what happened or caused moment 0.

PS. Not trying to be a dick or pick on you. Just really like this type of stuff and eat it up.

Now can we get an exact time they will turn it on and smash the particles together. I think all of us at internext should have a big toast at that moment, ya know just in case we get to deal with our own version of event horizon :1orglaugh

Makes the idea of a higher power seem somewhat plausible no? Not necessarily Christianity or Islam, but something...

CERN also invented the WWW

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/...bStory-en.html

It better not fuck up my TV reception. Football is about to start.

Suppose everything is plausible. I would not find it likely but I would keep it in the realm of could be when it boils down to what kick started it. Though you still get to the issue of ok and what created that power?

Time to start saying goodbye to your loved ones..

yes about 1 to 100 million I read.. let's hope it's not their lucky day hehe :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that looks like a cool toy :thumbsup

I want one for Christmas :1orglaugh

We ate all going to die!:pimp

no, thats a picture of the place i built to run my illegal tube sites...

all you are traffic r belongs to me...

They didn't invent it.. The web was originally built by the US military as a means to communicate between military bases. It was later adapted so universities could use it and it slowly opened to the general public which turned into the www.

read the article, i didn't say "they invented the internet" for a reason.

Who in the hell is funding this and what is the estimated cost?

its around 12 billion i think and i suspect it is being developed for some type of military use... :2 cents:

That was the Superconducting Super Collider near Waxahachie, Texas.

It was canceled by congress when spending had exceeded $12 billion after the original plan budgeted $4.4 billion.

look for a special show on the tele titled * the 6 billion $ exeriment

cool doc re: the collider

Hello -

If the LHC creates a black hole, it will be a very tiny one that will wink out of existance immediately. And if it is able to do so, mini black holes would be created in nature all the time so they say.

A bigger worry is a "Stranglet Disaster". A strangelet or "strange nugget" is a hypothetical object consisting of a bound state of roughly equal numbers of up, down, and strange quarks. The size could be anything from a few femtometers across (with the mass of a light nucleus) to something much larger. Once the size becomes macroscopic (on the order of meters across), such an object is usually called a quark star or "strange star" rather than a strangelet. An equivalent description is that a strangelet is a small fragment of strange matter. The term "strangelet" originates with E. Farhi and R. Jaffe.[1] Strangelets have been suggested as a dark matter candidate.

If the strange matter hypothesis is correct and a strangelet comes in contact with a lump of ordinary matter such as Earth, it could convert the ordinary matter to strange matter. This "ice-nine" disaster scenario is as follows: one strangelet hits a nucleus, catalyzing its immediate conversion to strange matter. This liberates energy, producing a larger, more stable strangelet, which in turn hits another nucleus, catalyzing its conversion to strange matter. In the end, all the nuclei of all the atoms of Earth are converted, and Earth is reduced to a hot, large lump of strange matter.

Yay!!

that's amazing...

the HARD ON collider would be insane

Don't forget they also built a second parral internet to be used with this thing. It already has something like 20 thousand servers online and was expected to be close to 200k by the end of the year.

It has speeds that would allow a full DVD to be downloaded in less than a min.