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Black_Widow 07-29-2008 07:47 PM

Another great idea on how to maximize x-sales for honest affiliate programs.
 
In addition to this my original idea of having x-sales warnings written with same font color as its background I just came up with another brilliant way of maximizing profits.
How about having x-sale warning written in languages that customer can’t read! I mean, there is like 280 languages in the world, so lets say if you nab an American let him have x-sales in Swahili and add “it’s all good, you won’t be charged” at the end. That way when he glances through, all he sees is a bunch of gibberish and “it’s OK, you won’t be charged” disclaimer ! Clever eh?

nosey 07-29-2008 07:52 PM

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/e...e/27b2e65b.jpg

AnniKN 07-29-2008 08:04 PM

Make sure to have free in your site's domain name for maximum effectivity :) :thumbsup

Black_Widow 07-29-2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 14529259)
Make sure to have free in your site's domain name for maximum effectivity :) :thumbsup

Excellent idea! Thank You.

AnniKN 07-29-2008 08:14 PM

No, thank you for these ideas! :)

Another important thing so visitors do not suspect you are making money off their signups, is to have loads of ads so they think THAT's what you're making money from. ;)

And also something I forgot! You can have them get x-sales after having joined and when they cancel each one too! It's pretty simple: at first login to your site, you have a page that says: "One time offer! Free pass for so and so.com Do you want it?" a single link that says ENTER and nothing else on the page but just you know... copyright, and a contact link at the bottom ;) works wonders.

Same for cancels: include checkboxes that need to be kept ticked - such as "I confirm I want to cancel" and mix the xsale in between ;) 50/50

Brad Mitchell 07-29-2008 10:48 PM

hehehehe hillarious

keep it coming :)

Brad

Nicky 07-30-2008 04:22 AM

[check box] I confirm I want to cancel my trial membership to blabla and sign a 3 day trial membership to blabla instead.

Now that's a niffty one :P

Reak AGV 07-30-2008 04:39 AM

Uncheckable cross-sales!!! Put them them in the terms of agreement! :)

Vick! 07-30-2008 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Black_Widow (Post 14529186)
so lets say if you nab an American let him have x-sales in Swahili?

wtf is Swahili anyways? :helpme

Nicky 07-30-2008 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 14530415)
wtf is Swahili anyways? :helpme

A language spoken in many African countries such as Tanzania and Kenya

Why 07-30-2008 06:40 AM

please dont give the scum any more bad ideas!

tranza 07-30-2008 08:52 AM

Very funny pic!!

SCORE Ralph 07-30-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14529203)

omfg... LMAO :1orglaugh

Black_Widow 07-30-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14530452)
A language spoken in many African countries such as Tanzania and Kenya

not likely to be known by American, eh? See how smart that is! Get French sucker and show him some Chinese stuff.


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