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RyuLion 07-29-2008 11:49 AM

How I'm Losing Weight in MX without Working Out
 
There are different Eating Habits here, so it helps alot, and its easy..
Morning:
Daily Fresh Squeezed Juice with:
Celery, Grapefruit, raw cactus, pineapple, honey, one squeezed lemon.
$1.50 for a 35 oz juice!
or
a Milkshake
with milk, bananas, strawberry, oatmeal, granola, all mixed.
$1.50 for a 35 oz Milkshake!
Lunch:
1 tuna sandwitch on wheat (with jalapenos)
$1.50 per sandwitch
or
Ham and egg sandwitch (with jalapenos)
$1.50 per sandwitch
Dinner:
2 carnitas tacos, with a lot of Hot Salsa + water with a squezed lime, and a little honey
$4 including tip
or
2 tacos de Cabeza (goat meat), with a lot of Hot Salsa + water
$4 including tip

at least 2 liters of water a day
oh, and take two shits a day..min.
..Mon. throught Fri.

Bex 07-29-2008 11:56 AM

Lol ... the turbo lax diet (with jalapenos).

starpimps 07-29-2008 11:56 AM

how im losing weight in canada...drink beer, eat nachos, build igloos and hunt deer

Xniphobe 07-29-2008 11:58 AM

I don't get it...what does this have to do with the earthquake?

Bryan G 07-29-2008 11:58 AM

its amazing how little you have to do isnt it :)

Eat smaller meals, work out more often and dont eat shit late at night.

2012 07-29-2008 11:58 AM

sometimes the diarrhea helps

Dafne 07-29-2008 12:05 PM

I know a lot of people that go to Mexico and come back thin. The main reason is because the food here is cleaner and people wash their hands. But in Mexico anyone can have a food stand basically anywhere. And if you get busted you either change corners or you bribe the health dept inspector or cop.

starpimps 07-29-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xniphobe (Post 14526752)
I don't get it...what does this have to do with the earthquake?

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bloggingseo 07-29-2008 12:08 PM

sounds good

Due 07-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xniphobe (Post 14526752)
I don't get it...what does this have to do with the earthquake?

Try the lax diet (with jalapenos) and you will know :1orglaugh

RyuLion 07-29-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14526737)
how im losing weight in canada...drink beer, eat nachos, build igloos and hunt deer

How many Canadians does it take to build an igloo? :1orglaugh

RyuLion 07-29-2008 12:16 PM

oh, I forgot to say:
since the elevator to my complex is always breaking down I go up and down 7 flights of stairs at least 3-4 times a day, and walk to the office..

..you guys know what happens on the weekends, so I'm not going to say..

minddust 07-29-2008 12:47 PM

shitttttt lol

ProducerCashDave 07-29-2008 12:49 PM

I love (jalapenos)

AdultB2B 07-29-2008 04:14 PM

I thought it was that gay lifestyle you've adopted Alex.

Elli 07-29-2008 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14526737)
how im losing weight in canada...drink beer, eat nachos, build igloos and hunt deer

You should bump up that workout a bit. Start hunting the moose! That'll get your heart rate up :)

Or do like I did and add a couple sled dogs to your team. You have to run that much faster to jump on the sled that way!

tranza 07-30-2008 07:38 AM

Very healthy!!!


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