Kiwi Joke - Oldie But A Goodie

Two Kiwis, Trev and Craig are walking down a street in Bondi. Trev happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'

Trev says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to InZid, we could make a fortune.

Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our eccint, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Aussie eccint.'

'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.'

They go in and Trev says, 'I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $5.00 each. I'll back up my truck and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand, aren't you?'

'Well... yes,' says a surprised Trev. 'How the hull dud you know thet?'






































The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.