All guys should thank me!
 

Every fucking woman i meet i turn into total freaks, these chicks wont know how to yomp on a nomp properly and by the time im through with them they are taking it up the ass making me chicken noodle soup like my first name was campbell and cleaning my bathroom in lingerie.

and these days i dump them off like it was yesterdays turkey sandwhich, and you have to know SOME of you losers are picking up off of my scraps.

when you got the big dank you use it like a fucking conductor. i be playing chicks like i flipped from the percussion to brass section like i was mozart.

so i would like you people to use this thread as an opportunity to THANK ME for turning every fucking women i meet into a freak. :2 cents:

me = :pimp

thanks for the help

I HIT AND FUCKIN SPLIT

i get these msgs all day on my fuckin phone:

"ahh metaman honey i miss you, i know you are busy with work and all, i do understand you have no idea how much i understand, but you also dont have any idea how much i love you, i miss you big daddy, call me, i love you, please daddy call me"

chicks think this shit works on me? my game is fucking tight, no holes, take notes. :pimp

i am the type of mother fucker to split 10's at a casino and flop a 21 on both cards, SICK WIT IT. :pimp

Your game is weak.

Me = After splitting 10's, I flip a third and split them, then get 21 on all three cards.

DIZZZAMMMMMM

i am the type of mother fucker to walk up to roulette with a $500 chip spin it around, let it pick the spot, lose, then fuck the roulette "dealer" in the ass when she is on her break.

WUT WUT :pimp

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Chicks be calling you metaman??