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Orgazilla 07-27-2008 02:10 AM

The Story of Orgazilla - *Unrated*
 
The Story of Orgazilla

Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool.

The End.

rowan 07-27-2008 09:45 AM

"YouPorn Search Bar

Search free porn videos from your browser."


That will make you popular around here

"AdultFriendFinder Exploiter Tool

Gives you a FREE silver membership to AdultFriendFinder...now you can find fuck buddies in your area."


Hmmm... nice...

"By pressing the download button you agree that your 18 years or older. If your under the age of 18 and the Orgazilla age verfication XML server molecule detects that your under 18. Then a representitive from Orgazilla ISP tracing will call your house and you will receive a letter in the mail about online safety."

Oh yeah! :D

CaptainHowdy 07-27-2008 11:27 AM

Hola :)!

xmas13 07-27-2008 11:42 AM

Good luck.

klaze 07-27-2008 12:05 PM

Good to see you supporting illegal sites! Way to go champ!

So after I install this is my computer going to randomly call russia every 15 minutes for 23 seconds?

fris 07-27-2008 12:25 PM

oh great another tard with no morals


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