Jehovah Witnesses.
 

Is there anything more annoying?

mormons

and morons.

I answer the door and say no english,no english..must go now

The ones out here are real troopers. They have a sixth sense that tells them when you are home, they don't leave until you answer.

You can only imagine my attitude at that point.

now give them a break...if you have real hatred...put up a sign saying " no witnessing"

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No shit... One of them actually came into the OFFICE yesterday trying to leave a copy of Watchtower here etc.. FFS.
I mean.. I understand the idea of trying to leapfrog others in the congregation in the soul converting stakes to be one of the 144,000 by targetting businesses with rooms full of employees that can't hide and can't keep their door's locked.. but man did she pick the wrong office to be so presumptious as to walk in preaching bullshit. I don't think she'll make the same mistake again.

I swear they lurk in the bushes until they see movement in the house.I'm usually courteous and say I'm sorry,I'm cooking and I don't want it to burn.

I want to hire them as affiliate reps.

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ADG

now give them a break...if you have real hatred...put up a sign saying " no witnessing"

I just act like I'm the anti-christ.. work great with the long hair. haha

i like the whole answer the door naked thing....

LMAO

they are fucktards, at least they dont blow our houses down if we tell them they are wrong like islamic fundies yet

Rottweiler really work best.

I put my pug on them. Dog is useless sometimes.

Only if they're minorities :upsidedow

I dated a titty dancer whose family were Jehovah Witnesses.

She was crazier than the average crazy dancer.

Every rottie i've ever known has hated dark skinned people, wtf?

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crazy cults. LOL

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I had one knock today when i diddnt answer she waited outside my door for like 10 mins at least

Was she a good looking?

No some old hag lol

Good job on letting her wait then lol.

No there's not...

Seriously, if you wanna stop witness calling ion you, but dont wanna be offencive or have to place signs etc... HERES HOW TO DO IT!

Just answer the door and politely say, 'Sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

An apostate is someone who has left the faith and they, as witnesses are forbidden from associating with, talking to, or having any interaction with an apostate...

They will leave right away, and mark your address on their map (YES THE ACTUALLY HAVE MAPS) as an apostate and you'll never hear from them again !

Cory, do what I did.

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They're idiots. Like all religious fundamentalists, no matter what religion.

I like answering the door in a pair of tightey whiteys with swim fins and bunny ears, while holding a jar of pickled pigs feet.

I'll be the first one to kick them in the balls..:mad:

I tell them: Go away, I'm a communist!
It works pretty good...

I must be lucky, around here I've had 3 religious hawkers knock on my door in the past 4 years, and each of them respected my wishes when I said "sorry, not interested"...

Now, the guys that want me to change my phone or power company, that's ANOTHER matter. When I say I'm not interested they'll argue with me and say I'll be better off with them. I end up closing the door on them half the time.

just tell them you're Jewish....... always works for me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They can't come in our neighborhood. We can call the police if anyone knocks on our door trying to sell anything.

Didn't Billy Bob Thornton do that in U-Turn?

Steps
1) Ask for the book
2) Pull out lighter
3) Step outside and burn book
4) Tell them if they ever come back, you will do the same to their clothing.