Actual e-mail from a member!
 

Just woke up to this in my inbox this morning... he is referring to SWIRLIE GIRLS


----- Original Message -----
From: Christoph Minjalev
To: Royal Vault Webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 3:33 AM
Subject: Swirliegirls


Dear Madam or Sir,

I am very exited about your webpage SWIRLIEGIRLS. The best site I have ever seen, because I like toilets and grils. The combination of a naked girl and a toilet is great. To flush the head in a toilet is the best I have ever seen.

I am a professional artist based in Germany and I am specialized on ceramic and pottery. My newest working field is on-demand art work. I am so inspired of your Toilet Girls that I have decided to offer you a Toilet-on-demand. For example:

1) with x-tra large bowl to drop the butt into it,

2) with extra deep bowl to dive the whole head under water,

3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet,

4) with special flush for extra long diving experience in the toilet bowl.

I yust need the connection data for american toilets.

The price: for free. I offer you the toilet on demand just for free to use it in your motion pictures.

That you very much for your interest,
best regards,

Christoph Minjalev
-Artist-

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Dem pfiffigeren Posteingang.

Hrmmmm... That could actually be an interesting gift.

oh lord, my fellow germans never cease to amaze me - lol

Hahahaha, WOW! How can you say now to an offier like that?

hahahaha you don't get emails like that often I bet.

Maybe you should set up a cross sale to them for other fans of your site.

btw - the transportation alone will be probably $500 or more - lol

but i say go for it

lolololol

fucking eh.. Get one for sure ..

Please tell me you're going to take that offer. Can't wait to see what that looks like!

get it and post pictures!

That is fucking gold.

;-)

thats so cool...haha

Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

this guy has issues

hahahahaha that fucking rocks

Ah yes so far for members their privacy at your sites

well.. the german guy is inspired... lol .. give it a try :)

That's great who would've thought a custom porn toilet :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh True dat.

I've received some weird shit in e-mails from them as well.

German surfers gotta love them. If it's not pissing or toilets it's Extreme or Bdsm. :)

-N

Hope you get it in time for the launch of SWIRLIEGIRLS2

:)

Wow

Germans are weird people.

Fetish is huge in Germany.

Comes from the Dutchmen with Adolf in his signature. :helpme

what an awesome offer accept it and update us. :)

I would have guessed he was Japanese.

lol, fucking great :) :)

What part of your brain said "it's perfectly okay to post the member's personal info on a board"?


Mike

ha ha ha thats great

what makes you think that was actually his real name? i changed it specifically for this post!

and where is his personal info?

wtf.... ?

Now this i gotta see !! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats is awesome. i would definitely take him up on an offer for that

lolll and............ those people are our neighbours :)

You can pick it up and take it as luggage to Miami?
Would be funny at costums...
:winkwink:

ps: Mike, did you get all the files for the tube clip data? i believe there were 11 sites in all

call police

boy he has too much free time on his hands lol

Got them thanks ;) Mailed you back righ away :winkwink:

We be in touch ! :pimp

yeah, cool, travelling with a 30 kg porcelain toilet... :1orglaugh

"sorry, ma'm, the plane toilets are always so disgusting that i brought my own"

hahah thats awesome

"Hey Google my name lets see what comes up!!"

"Uhhhh? O-M-G"

haha... PLEASE accept! Id love to see the result!

That is hilarious. You don't even want to know some of the bizarre e-mails I've received from some members before....

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL! Classic! :1orglaugh

Go get one and don't forget to share the photos! lol

Hahahhahah good one

you have to take the toliet.. he'd be crushed otherwise..

You should ask him to give the toilet a special trapdoor so you can get a bowl's eye view of the action

;-)

That would make running any site worth it! I don't get it though...He makes toilets?!? lol