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SteveLightspeed 07-20-2008 02:57 PM

New sponsor, Aggressivecash.com
 
Meet AggressiveCash, where we aggressively fuck our surfers, fuck our members, and fuck our affiliates by following our aggressive "Fuck ethics, fuck morals, and fuck the law" business plan!

You asked for it, you got it! Finally a sponsor that doesn't give a fuck about ANYTHING, especially YOU!

Now offering an aggressive $1000/pps, this is an excellent ground floor opportunity for you to get aggressively screwed from day one! Sign up now and let us know from where to aggressively steal your traffic and content, where to aggressively shave your sales and rebills!

With an aggressive 5 prechecked crosssells, our members are sure to feel aggressively fucked in the ass, because there is no way to cancel anything! And if they complain, we'll bill them AGAIN, cuz that is the aggressive way of doing business!

Our aggressive sales reps are waiting to aggressively spam the shit out of you, and aggressively hound you for a deal. But don't worry, once you sign up, you'll never hear from them again, because they'll be aggressively avoiding you!

Aggressivecash.com... where “Nothing Matters but Money!" Sign up today and let us know where not to send your check!

E$_manager 07-20-2008 02:59 PM

what are you smoking Steve?

SBJ 07-20-2008 03:03 PM

wow sounds like a winning new program! Best of luck with it! :1orglaugh

SteveLightspeed 07-20-2008 03:04 PM

Coming soon, "BitterBucks", where we are pissed off at everyone for something...

SteveLightspeed 07-20-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 14483152)
what are you smoking Steve?

I try to educate with sarcastic humor. :2 cents:

SBJ 07-20-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14483164)
Coming soon, "BitterBucks", where we are pissed off at everyone for something...

great but your first domain is already expired? don't you know you are suppose to do that after the first year after you ripped off all your affiliates in a way to leave them hanging? :1orglaugh








(silentbucks is 4 years old and never expired)

E$_manager 07-20-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14483167)
I try to educate with sarcastic humor. :2 cents:

nice try :thumbsup, gimme more :1orglaugh

chemicaleyes 07-20-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14483164)
Coming soon, "BitterBucks", where we are pissed off at everyone for something...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Brad Gosse 07-20-2008 03:12 PM

Is unreliablebitches.com in your site list? LMAO

SteveLightspeed 07-20-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse (Post 14483189)
Is unreliablebitches.com in your site list? LMAO

yes, along with its sister site, unrealisticbitches.com, as well as our flagships, pornripoff.com and shave4free.com

D-Money 07-20-2008 03:15 PM

Sounds like the program of the future.

Evil E 07-20-2008 03:18 PM

Ahahahahah , I love your humor Steve!

I give it a solid 8/10

gleem 07-20-2008 03:20 PM

I searched and couldn't find a signup link??? Please provide.

jalami 07-20-2008 03:20 PM

Sounds like that program is gonna be acquired pretty soon....

SBJ 07-20-2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14483194)
yes, along with its sister site, unrealisticbitches.com, as well as our flagships, pornripoff.com and shave4free.com

for pornripoff.com make sure you offer a $1 trial and no less than 4 pre checked cross sales to really stick it to the member

Nicky 07-20-2008 03:29 PM

Not aggressive enough, x-sales need to be hidden and 30min timed.

Horny Joe 07-20-2008 04:18 PM

I'm in, Steve! In both!

tony286 07-20-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14483245)
Not aggressive enough, x-sales need to be hidden and 30min timed.

A good 12 inches down the page from the actual sign up area would do it. lol

Zverka 07-20-2008 05:13 PM

but i dont like pps, do you have any plans to offer an aggressive xxx% revshave.

thanks in advance

btw nice promo :winkwink:

Jack Sparrow 07-21-2008 02:57 AM

I wanna signup for it with aggroporn.com, where where ;)

Ditosta 07-21-2008 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14483216)
Sounds like that program is gonna be acquired pretty soon....

over the head!

Klen 07-21-2008 05:20 AM

I think Rochard already have similar program

jscott 07-21-2008 05:35 AM

sad that this is even an issue

nice post steve, hopefully ppl/affiliates are aware of these bad moral programs

VicD 07-21-2008 06:07 AM

I'am thinking about Ripoff Cash

LadyMischief 07-21-2008 06:19 AM

Your threads lately give me a little tickle inside, Steve..


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