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Antonio 07-20-2008 07:38 AM

FACT: ALL guys are PUSSIES! [eight days of PAIN]
 
if you are thinking of doing a tooth implant be prepared to live like a rockstar for at least 10 days - ten days of booz and painkillers

is the pain exrcuciating? fuck no, a woman wouldn't even notice it, but if you're guy you're majorly fucked, I think I drunk 7 bottles of hard liquor in the past 8 days, that's my normal consumption for like 6 months, and that's on top of the shitload of pills I could buy over the counter

the moral of the story - all guys are pussies, there's no exception! we're good at killing thousands in a war or beating the shit out of a dude who looked at us the wrong way in a bar, but enter any hospital and see how women and men take what comes their way, and then and only then you'll find out who's the one with the balls .......... guess what? it's not us



ps I reserve the right to take back what I've just said

stickyfingerz 07-20-2008 07:42 AM

Tooth pain is the worst. Just had to have a wisdom tooth cut of my jaw a few weeks ago. I was actually pretty good with the pain killers they gave me. lol What was worse was the pressure from the wisdom tooth squeezing all my other teeth together. I've felt way better since it got yanked. Really need at least 1 more pulled, and would be best to get all 3 left out. They aren't bugging me right now, so Ill leave them be for now. lol

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-20-2008 07:44 AM

I have always wanted to see a man spit a baby out of his asshole, but I dont think there is a man alive that would endure the pain.

Out of all my male friends and female friends.. I have to say, the girls hold it together better when it comes to pain.

woj 07-20-2008 08:28 AM

you should have asked the dentist for the good stuff, instead of taking over the counter pills.. :2 cents

Deputy Chief Command 07-20-2008 08:35 AM

you be right my man !

eroticsexxx 07-20-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14482217)
all guys are pussies

The only "man" you can speak for is yourself.

End of discussion.

Jarmusch 07-20-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14482229)
I have always wanted to see a man spit a baby out of his asshole, but I dont think there is a man alive that would endure the pain.

A walk in the park for goatse.

WarChild 07-20-2008 11:59 AM

Women have a naturally higher tolerance to pain, that's true. On the flip side, suck it up princess.

jalami 07-20-2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 14482629)
Women have a naturally higher tolerance to pain, that's true. On the flip side, suck it up princess.

A woman's higher tolerance to pain is more than offset about her complaining about everything else.

eroticsexxx 07-20-2008 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 14482629)
Women have a naturally higher tolerance to pain, that's true. On the flip side, suck it up princess.

"According to feminine lore, guys simply don't handle pain well. The tiniest twinge of discomfort is enough to reduce most men into helpless, whimpering heaps. Women, on the other hand, can handle the tough stuff. In fact, you can ratchet up the old pain-o-meter to agony and beyond and most women will soldier on without flinching.

The trouble with that theory is -- it's wrong. And now men have the science to prove it.

"The laboratory research seems to indicate that for many kinds -- but not all kinds -- of stimuli, women have a lower tolerance for pain," says Linda LeResche, ScD, a professor of oral medicine at the University of Washington, in Seattle.
"

(LINK)

End of discussion. Again.

Veronica 07-20-2008 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14482217)
and that's on top of the shitload of pills I could buy over the counter

What, no prescription pain killers? I'd sock my dentist in the face. I've been really lucky - never had a cavity (phew).

I can't speak for all women, but I complain a lot from even little things. I do, however, have a very high tolerance for pain in my feet. I went to the podiatrist because my toe kept swelling in my high heels, and he took x-rays and found that it was covered in bone spurs. Apparently, my horse crushed my toe (literally!) when he stepped on it last year. He was amazed that I was able to just bite my lip and bear the pain of high heels in that condition.

He performed a minor outpatient surgery and gave me a bunch of hydrocodone (vicodin) and said to schedule a date for when he could slice my toe open and shave down the spurs. I chucked the pills after a few days when I decided that I didn't need them and went back to wearing high heels. It's been a few months and I haven't done the surgery - mainly because I can't afford to take six weeks off of wearing high heels - it's too important to my business.

In my experience, men can generally take a heavier beating, but some of the heaviest masochists are women. I think men and women are better at handling different types of pain. And it's just a generalization; it varies a lot amongst men and women.

As for myself, I'm generally a wuss when it comes to pain.

I hope you feel better soon. Better you than me! :winkwink:

Veronica 07-20-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14482644)
A woman's higher tolerance to pain is more than offset about her complaining about everything else.

Yes... that's why I don't like hanging out with women... *constant* complaining about their boyfriends. (puke)

Twisted Dave 07-20-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14482229)
I have always wanted to see a man spit a baby out of his asshole, but I dont think there is a man alive that would endure the pain.

Considering it's the wrong hole, even a woman would not be able to endure that pain :) Women are designed to stretch that far in the right place ... and the asshole ain't it :P

Iron Fist 07-20-2008 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 14482621)
A walk in the park for goatse.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thread over.

fujiko 07-20-2008 06:04 PM

Actually, what u meant to say was that.. U Are A Pussy.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-20-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave (Post 14483466)
Considering it's the wrong hole, even a woman would not be able to endure that pain :) Women are designed to stretch that far in the right place ... and the asshole ain't it :P

There are those sick bitches that will stretch their asshole with things bigger than small babies.. Ive seen it..its not pretty :1orglaugh

I always felt sorry for them in 20 years when they no longer have control of their sphincter :Oh crap

Juicy D. Links 07-20-2008 06:10 PM

i had a abcess awhile ago..... i took myself took ER at 3 am cause i was crying like abitch.... i went oto dentist next day they dosed me up on Oxycotin at the ER

Elli 07-20-2008 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14482224)
Tooth pain is the worst. Just had to have a wisdom tooth cut of my jaw a few weeks ago. I was actually pretty good with the pain killers they gave me. lol What was worse was the pressure from the wisdom tooth squeezing all my other teeth together. I've felt way better since it got yanked. Really need at least 1 more pulled, and would be best to get all 3 left out. They aren't bugging me right now, so Ill leave them be for now. lol

That's why I put my wisdom teeth off for so long! They weren't actually causing direct pain, just a constant ache from squishing the rest of my teeth together. It wasn't until the two got badly impacted that I bit the bullet and got them removed. And I'm SO GLAD I did! Even with the dry socket for three days, it was worth it! I highly recommend getting the others taken out while you're in the mood :)

As for pain, the doc gave me Tylenol3 and told me to alternate with extra strength Ibuprofen. That was great for two days, but didn't even touch the pain of dry socket. Even still, I assumed I was being a pussy and toughed it out for three days before I went to the dentist to get fixed. Once he packed his magic paste into my gaping wound, all the pain was gone and I was fine.

american pervert 07-20-2008 06:38 PM

i have a high pain threshold, you do not

Porno Dan 07-20-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 14483687)
i have a high pain threshold, you do not

We have experience doing great mental and physical damage to ourselves, and those around us by tolerating our behavior.

I have had three root canals, and one tooth extraction.

None of them was a painful as a typical Monday coming down from the weekend.

Libertine 07-20-2008 06:48 PM

Fact: some guys have a rather high pain threshold.

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Supz 07-20-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14482217)



ps I reserve the right to take back what I've just said

this is hilarious!

Libertine 07-20-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14483715)
Fact: some guys have a rather high pain threshold.

http://www.cockchopper.com/monster.jpg

Damn hotlink protection.

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C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-20-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14483771)

my kind of guys..the ones that will cut off their own dick and balls so I dont have to get my blade dirty :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-20-2008 07:39 PM

I admit..tooth pain is the worse.I would get the tooth pulled or the nerve rather than go through that throbbing

Iron Fist 07-21-2008 12:05 AM

Have to hope that he doesn't regret that decision. Might as well start thinking about what skirt size fits you better :)

quantum-x 07-21-2008 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14483648)
Once he packed his magic paste into my gaping wound, all the pain was gone and I was fine.

Sorry Elli ;)

florin 07-21-2008 01:47 AM

yeah, tooth pain sucks


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