Hey i am going to a Klan meeting tonight: what am i expected to bring?
 

I dont want to bring fried chicken and have all the guys look at me weird. :(

is it like a pot lock or how do these things normally work? can i bring my black buddy?
i heard it is pretty fun and they told me not to worry about bringing any booze, but maybe i should bring some wine as a good gesture? :helpme

i heard these guys can be racist, i hate racists! but i also heard they are just a regular bunch of dudes who have weird paintball uniforms?

my mom sewed this up real nice for me when she was in town. think i will fit in ok? :helpme

http://americanhistory.si.edu/brown/...kkk-robe-l.jpg

No man this is terrible is the Ku Klux Kan clothes!

Fire your outsource company,they aren't making sense

bring one of those cool vests that the iraqis are wearing these days.

Bring a gun so you can shoot yourself

I hope you are kidding

Gotta love Chapelle :1orglaugh

kidding about what? because i cant bring my black friend?

you have something against black people?

you sound like a racist!

Sure you can take your black friend...

They likem!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10928153/

it's customary to bring a covered dish, and at least a 12 foot length of rope.

also, if you don't already know, you may want to learn how to tie a proper noose. you'll look like a shmuck if you show up and you're the only one there that can't tie one.

damn they should really do of their fashion line, it's so out-of-dated. Maybe bring a black gay fashion designer. But if you really go there please take some loaded machine gun, put some Metallica on your Ipod and blast those mtfkrs to heaven. In other words make their white sheets red.

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