Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

    Marry her:

    No more BJ's

    No more HJ's

    No more anal.

    No more pussy.

    And no more freedumb.


    Yuo = OWNED, and the world is at you.
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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      I love it when guys brag about getting married.

      Yeah, congrat's on a life of no sex...


      Ever wonder why so many married guys cheat ? That's right, because they don't get any from the bitch who he married a few years ago. She got what she wanted, she got her expensive wedding, and she got her hands on your money. Sucks to be you...
      Last edited by Scott McD; 07-17-2008, 11:57 AM.


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        • G-Rotica
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 4258
          #3
          Don't remind me.

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            • Angel Martin
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2008
              • 340
              #4
              fuck a tranny


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                • Headless
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 26727
                  #5
                  The best way?

                  Not get your dick hard...

                  Opps, wait a second...

                  Dark Jedi did she tell you, that you both could still be friends?

                  HAHAHAHAHA

                  Its ok bro... viagra... use it

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                    • Kudles
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 5477
                      #6
                      Thats why I'm not married
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                        • SBJ
                          So Fucking Fabulous
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11377
                          #7
                          Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

                          i've found having conversations do that too

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                            • spacedog
                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 14149
                              #8
                              I've been with the same cunt for almost 11 years. Sure we don't fuck like we did 11 years ago, but I get blowjobs 3x per week

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                                • Vick!
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 6882
                                  #9
                                  Is it fucking true?
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                                    • Orgazilla
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 46
                                      #10
                                      Thats exactly right...it sucks when a women stops doing those little things that you like.

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                                        • XoXo Cash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 257
                                          #11
                                          whoa....that sucks!
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                                            • CunningStunt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5594
                                              #12
                                              Tell her to start doing those things again or she can fuck off. Worked for me, and I've only been married 7 times.

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                                                • bloggingseo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 1793
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                  Tell her to start doing those things again or she can fuck off. Worked for me, and I've only been married 7 times.

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