Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship
 

Marry her:

No more BJ's

No more HJ's

No more anal.

No more pussy.

And no more freedumb.


Yuo = OWNED, and the world is :1orglaugh at you.

I love it when guys brag about getting married.

Yeah, congrat's on a life of no sex... :1orglaugh


Ever wonder why so many married guys cheat ? That's right, because they don't get any from the bitch who he married a few years ago. She got what she wanted, she got her expensive wedding, and she got her hands on your money. Sucks to be you...

Don't remind me.

fuck a tranny

The best way?

Not get your dick hard...

Opps, wait a second...

Dark Jedi did she tell you, that you both could still be friends?

HAHAHAHAHA

Its ok bro... viagra... use it

Thats why I'm not married

Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

i've found having conversations do that too :1orglaugh

I've been with the same cunt for almost 11 years. Sure we don't fuck like we did 11 years ago, but I get blowjobs 3x per week :1orglaugh

Is it fucking true? :helpme

Thats exactly right...it sucks when a women stops doing those little things that you like.

whoa....that sucks!

Tell her to start doing those things again or she can fuck off. Worked for me, and I've only been married 7 times.

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