Oki doki smart asses answer this one
 

How long do you need to wait after fucking a crack whore without a condom in order to be sure you did NOT catch a STD?

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give it a month

if shes a crack whore, and she had sex with you without a condom as she probaly does with any other guy, your chances arent too good..

Ill say a safe bet is herpies. (which you probably already had)
and a good long shout bet would be HIV depending how cranked out this whore was and what country you are in.

Thx. I trust you :)

ahaha.. don't tell me you did. lemme guess, your regretting that shit now. :P

interesting statistic, 75% of crackwhores carry some form of STD's.

Everybody has herpies simplex. just a matter if it comes out or not. I have it every ~2 months on my lip. :mad:

You need to test for everything right now but you wont know HIV for 6 months.

every 2 months? fuck. I only have it once a year or so.. :1orglaugh

You need to go to doctor like NOW! If you wake up tomorrow and piss razorblades, guess what? Bingo!

give it a few weeks and go get tested.

Like i said, im sure you just got herpies.

You cant die from that. Just ask Dank.

after bare-backing crack whores, i usually get tested right away, since i shoot with models almost every day anyhow...

next time dude, get a really young crack whore, one without track marks and shit... so when you bare-back her and blow your load in her, your risk will be lower.

Maybe you'll get the good news and only have crabs!!!
We can be crab brothers!

what can I say? there was only one crack whore available :1orglaugh

Yeah, nothing really is so bad that you couldn't get something good out of it. Bro

yeah man, fuck it, you're doomed :\

Honey, please try to understand. The porn business made me fuck that crack ho. I still love ya :1orglaugh

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/port...cards-mika.jpg

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/port...rds02-mika.jpg

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And don't have sex with anyone else without a condom until you're sure you're free of infection.

but i thought sharing was supposed to be caring...

hehehehehehehe

Are you sure about that? Isn't it an acquired virus?

http://www.aad.org/pamphlets/herpes.html

Hell better hope you didn't catch the Wack it Clap. Well if your into pain no problem. This stuff is bad just in from Asia about 8 or 9 months ago. They have to lay your dick on a board and Wack it with one of those wooden hammers... It the only way to break it up... They are working on a shot but have not come up any thing that can touch this nasty shit.

I bet Kman has a dose of it by now.

you're already dead.

LOL! :1orglaugh

Man, if you want to commit suicide, there are faster ways..

J/K

You could wait forever and not show any symptoms at all. Chlamydia and gonorrhea may not show any symptoms if you are infected.

As for herpes, it will take a couple of days before you find out.

If you want to know if you have the HIV crawling inside you right now, you will have to wait 3 months.. Antibodies should appear within that period and the test will report them..

There are other std's like hepatitis. You could be also really fucked if you have it.

Oh damn... I KNEW there was something he wasn't telling me :Graucho

I just have one question:

was that stank ass pussy worth all this worry??
well was it?

it always seems like a good idea at the time...

but upon closer inspection... probably not.

You're right about not dying from herpes but once you get them you will ALWAYS have them. There are medications to help treat it. They will come and go but will never go away.

Don't quote me on this,I've never had an STD but thats what I've heard. You shouldn't sleep with anybody you don't trust really. For every person you sleep with you're also sleeping with every person they've slept with.
And HIV can go undetected for up to 10 yrs.

Don't risk your life for a lay...some food for thought:winkwink:

damn i would be worried just from fucking her with a condom on, you're fucked.

good luck getting future pussy with a cock that looks like this<br>
http://www.dermis.net/bilder/CD18/img0056.jpg

ok, did NOT want to see this.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DICK???? I THINK HE NEEDS :helpme
Guys seriously is pussy worth this? And no easton I don't need your sarcasim :winkwink:

that dick has "'Herpes Simplex Genitalis"


more picks here http://www.dermis.net/doia/diagnose....=54111&topic=t

oh man thats scary shit :eek2 :throwup

ppl wrap it up!! i'm tellin' ya if you don't take care of your body you'll end up looking like that shit! NASTY!!:warning

was this her mika?

http://www.sexually-transmitted-dise...syphilis-5.jpg

http://www.dermis.net/bilder/CD50/img0041.jpg

See, herpes is not that bad.. You can't die if you have it.

I'll pay $100.00 to the first person to give this dude some head
$50.00 bucks to just lick the pus off

why I am not surprised???

that explains your anger
;-)

You will never know until you die. Some of that shit will creep up on ya, and kick you when you aren't lookin'. Take a bleach bath, and eat some Drano... That should help clean you right up! :)

I HIGHLY regret reading this thread

ewww

UPDATE: I got so worried after seeing those pics that I had to go find out that crack whore and talk to her about this. Well, she convinced me, she told me she lost her virginity so she was absolutely clean. What a relief :)

Dumbass! I hope your life insurance policy is paid in full!

looking at those pics makes me never want to have sex again

Yes, you should believe her. She's a crack whore! She's a virgin. That's for sure :1orglaugh

Did she use virgin needles also? :Graucho

Hehe I need to put a stop to this stupid joke. There are no crack whores in a medium sized Finnish city where I'm living in...

Put with the pics posted above, fuck, you really wanna be careful, don't you? :1orglaugh