Bible quote
 

"Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers nor the posters of GFY will inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)




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Now I am REALY scared! :winkwink:

Don't even start quoting the good book here, churchy. You idiots need to get over to BornAgain-Christians.com and get a little bit of faith in you.

I have all the faith I need, faith in me:winkwink:

God help you!

"Then certain of the vagabond Jews, exorcists, took upon them to call over them which had evil spirits the name of the Lord Jesus, saying, We adjure you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth. And there were seven sons of one Sceva, a Jew, and chief of the priests, which did so. And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye? And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded." Acts 19: 13-16

You mean to say that if I live a life of sexual immorality I won't have to spend eternity with a horde of sycophantic religious fanatics?

Get me party goat!

I read this three times and I am still confused

everything is subject to interpretation, but to me it's a cautionary statement to those who manipulate the words of "god" to fit their beliefs.