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Blazed 07-11-2008 11:20 AM

Why Do Dogs Hump Things?
 
My dog tries to hump my leg all the time or if im laying down even my shoulder, but the stupid thing has never had sex so how does it know what humping is? Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?

DixieDash 07-11-2008 11:22 AM

I used to have some girl toy poodles that acted like that. It grossed me out. I don't know maybe it feels good for them. Why do people hump things :)

czarina 07-11-2008 11:22 AM

same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 14449009)
same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

:1orglaugh ... Thread closed.

candyflip 07-11-2008 11:56 AM

It's a dominance thing. They're trying to put you in your place and show you that they're in charge.

Amber Kelly 07-11-2008 12:05 PM

Why do guys hump things.... They just want to get off :1orglaugh

borked 07-11-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14448996)
Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?

I think she's trying to let you know what you should do

:helpme:error:helpme

sniperwolf 07-11-2008 01:31 PM

Just practicing? :pimp

Tom_PM 07-11-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 14449009)
same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

Watching tv, standing in the kitchen, laying in bed, sitting in a chair, walking from the kitchen to the chair, sleeping, shopping, taking out the garbage... :1orglaugh

Peaches 07-11-2008 02:07 PM

My oldest neutered male has done the dominance humping of the other dogs since I got him 11 years ago. He never has humped anything else and even now with his hindlegs completely disabled, he will still try to hump the other dogs using the dog he's humping to prop him up ;) Then the other dog walks away and he falls over. I get amused so easily.........

G-Rotica 07-11-2008 02:45 PM

total dominance thing. Hump him, and show him who's boss.

Kudles 07-11-2008 09:08 PM

Because they are stupid

Spunky 07-11-2008 09:10 PM

Males must mate,I'd penetrate a rattle snake if I could hold it down

Some Guy 07-11-2008 09:15 PM

It's not a dominance issue. They're just horny, and even if they've never had sex before, it's an innate part of their nature. Kind of like how spiders know how to spin a perfect web without ever having been taught. It's just hardwired into their genetics.


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