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DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 02:07 PM

This girl will suck off GFY members for $50...first cum first served!
 
http://media.putfile.com/GFY-22

Listen to her special message.

Mister E 07-10-2008 02:12 PM

what a deal

HomeFry 07-10-2008 02:16 PM

Could you get any lamer? Is it even possible?

Based on ALL of your posts, I'm going to assume that it is correct when I say that you seem to have all 3 kinds of major retardation.

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 14445811)
Could you get any lamer? Is it even possible?

Based on ALL of your posts, I'm going to assume that it is correct when I say that you seem to have all 3 kinds of major retardation.

Does this look like a face of concern?:

:1orglaugh

Violetta 07-10-2008 02:18 PM

slutbag3000 lol

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 14445820)
slutbag3000 lol

Shouldv'e called it homefrysmom3000.

SpeakEasy 07-10-2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14445786)
http://media.putfile.com/GFY-22

Listen to her special message.


That's not really a good deal as your mom said she would do it for 20 bucks a nut?..:winkwink::1orglaugh

clutch_hicks 07-10-2008 02:41 PM

was that stephen hawking in drag?

SCORE Ralph 07-10-2008 03:11 PM

Im sorry... i laughed my ass off.

HomeFry 07-10-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14445815)
Does this look like a face of concern?:

:1orglaugh

Not really. It looks more like the face of a dipshit.

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 14446007)
Not really. It looks more like the face of a dipshit.

Shouldn't you change your name to homeschooled? Little faggot.

Quagmire 07-10-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 14445811)
Could you get any lamer? Is it even possible?

Based on ALL of your posts, I'm going to assume that it is correct when I say that you seem to have all 3 kinds of major retardation.

Poster child for why making sure you don't move in to a house with lead paint is extremely important... :helpme

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 14446053)
Poster child for why making sure you don't move in to a house with lead paint is extremely important... :helpme

Hey least I'm original "Quagmire".

bushwacker 07-10-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy (Post 14445894)
That's not really a good deal as your mom said she would do it for 20 bucks a nut?..:winkwink::1orglaugh

You have been ripped off, I got $10 a nut...and she licked my asshole clean.

tranza 07-10-2008 03:28 PM

$50 blowjobs are the expensive ones down here.... Not cheap!

papill0n 07-10-2008 03:30 PM

I don't pay for blowjobs.

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 14446070)
You have been ripped off, I got $10 a nut...and she licked my asshole clean.

I highly doubt that happened. That would require the both of you to get off my dick, chances of that happening : zero.

Boogie3 07-10-2008 03:57 PM

Very weak

Pornopat 07-10-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14446084)
I don't pay for blowjobs.

One never pays for blowjobs. You pay them to leave you alone when they are done.
:winkwink:

anarchy 07-10-2008 07:13 PM

Datinggameexpert I like you ;) In a non-sexual way :P

Eriic 07-10-2008 07:17 PM

www.sitepal.com

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarchy (Post 14446666)
Datinggameexpert I like you ;) In a non-sexual way :P

Thank you sir!

banglacash 07-10-2008 07:29 PM

nice......! is she hot? ;)

bloggingseo 07-10-2008 07:33 PM

Right.....she probably has dentures. Which would make it what, worth 75$?

Veronica 07-10-2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14446653)
One never pays for blowjobs. You pay them to leave you alone when they are done.
:winkwink:

We females don't have many options for that sort of thing, and it sucks (pun optional).

People always talk about guys just wanting to fuck and not caring about girls, but I often find that they want to call me to "just hang out" and "talk" and "cuddle." I don't have time for that shit! Then they get all butt-hurt when they find out I have a boyfriend. I mean, what do they expect?

I guess it's because the kinds of guys I find attractive happen to be the kinds of guys that don't want just a one night stand. The oversexed guys creep me out; the undersexed guys leech. Guess that's why porn was invented - I can do the job myself! :upsidedow

Iron Fist 07-10-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 14445811)
...when I say that you seem to have all 3 kinds of major retardation.

Whats surprising to me is that I never knew there were 3 kinds... :helpme

Pornopat 07-10-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veronica (Post 14446934)
We females don't have many options for that sort of thing, and it sucks (pun optional).

People always talk about guys just wanting to fuck and not caring about girls, but I often find that they want to call me to "just hang out" and "talk" and "cuddle." I don't have time for that shit! Then they get all butt-hurt when they find out I have a boyfriend. I mean, what do they expect?

I guess it's because the kinds of guys I find attractive happen to be the kinds of guys that don't want just a one night stand. The oversexed guys creep me out; the undersexed guys leech. Guess that's why porn was invented - I can do the job myself! :upsidedow

So...going to my neighboorhoud (Caribbean) tomorrow eh?
*makes a note of what you just said*

Veronica 07-10-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14446944)
So...going to my neighboorhood (Caribbean) tomorrow eh?
*makes a note of what you just said*

Yep, Nassau :winkwink:

Pornopat 07-10-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veronica (Post 14446968)
Yep, Nassau :winkwink:

You are in for a great time.
People are way more laid back and friendly then LA.
Let me know if you ever visit the Dutch Antilles (Curacou, Aruba, Bonaire, St Maarten)
I think I could make it suck for you.
:winkwink:

DefaultMan 07-10-2008 09:24 PM

I didn't think I would laugh....but I did. :thumbsup

DatingGameExpert 07-11-2008 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14446941)
Whats surprising to me is that I never knew there were 3 kinds... :helpme

That's because there isn't because he's a fifth grader who makes shit up that doesn't hold any weight. :1orglaugh

Jens Van Assterdam 07-11-2008 03:55 AM

Money sent!!!!!!!!


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