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Spunky 07-09-2008 04:41 PM

Funny Craigslist Ad
 
A new way to recruit? :helpme

Did you lose $$$? I found some $$$ in an envelope. Could it be yours?

Around noon on July 7, 2008, I found a white envelope at the north west corner of 10th and Granville. The envelope contained $10000 all in $100 dollar bills. If its yours I would love to return it to you!If you feel obligated to thank me, you could either make a donation to one of my prefered charities, or if you happen to have an old bicycle, I would love a good bike to ride to and from work. I will would like the person who lost the money to identify first how many $100 bills there are in the envelope, what time/ date it was lost, where you lost the envelope, and what colour the envelope is.
If the money is not collected by the rightful owner in 30 days I plan to donate it to Charity!
Hope to hear from you soon!

Call me at

Elli 07-09-2008 04:49 PM

hahaha nice :) It'd be worth an email to try to guess the colour of the envelope at least!

ProducerCashDave 07-09-2008 04:51 PM

lol wtf.

Spunky 07-09-2008 04:51 PM

My guess it's white :)

mattz 07-09-2008 04:52 PM

I'm lost I don't get it, like someone would find an envelope with 10 grand in it????


and he said they were all 100 dollar bills, not too hard to figure out how many 100s were in the envelope

sortie 07-09-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14442108)
hahaha nice :) It'd be worth an email to try to guess the colour of the envelope at least!

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by poster
I found a white envelope at the north west corner of 10th and Granville


mattz 07-09-2008 04:55 PM

ahh I missed the white envelope part

Elli 07-09-2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 14442124)
I'm lost I don't get it, like someone would find an envelope with 10 grand in it????


and he said they were all 100 dollar bills, not too hard to figure out how many 100s were in the envelope

Aw shit, ok, I flunked reading comprehension today. D'oh!

ManufacturingMan 07-09-2008 05:44 PM

What a loser boy scout, :1orglaugh

spacedog 07-09-2008 05:58 PM

LOL... this has to be a joke.. every detail a scammer needs to take that money is in his post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fuzzylogic 07-09-2008 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 14442345)
LOL... this has to be a joke.. every detail a scammer needs to take that money is in his post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yup :2 cents: lol

DBS.US 07-10-2008 09:14 AM

I reposted the ad and got this response:

Charity? No. You have a legal obligation to turn in the money to the police. Right now. If they don't find the owner in a specific time they will give it to you. THEN if you want you can donate it to charity.

But by not turning it in now you are committing a theft or larceny by preventing the police to find the rightful owner.

This is also a measure of your honor and integrity. What kind of person are you really?? Are you really honest?
What you do with this money will live with with you for the rest of your life. Do the right thing.

Retired lawyer

mike-al 07-10-2008 09:19 AM

When I was young, I got 2 paychecks from work and had money for a new apartment / deposit gathered up for the next day.. Stopped from Currency Exhange at friends house, just to say hi.. Said no way I am going out as I had $6k cash on me. Well they convinced me to just go out for a pizza and a beer.. One thing led to another was at the night club
and I was totally ripped... I got lost from my ride and couldnt find em.. So I went outside called my girlfriend for a ride, well that never got accomplished, and i stumbed back into my crew but turned out I took my $6k cash and must of left it on the public phone there.. So its believable :) I lost it... and some mother fucker got really lucky that night :)

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-10-2008 09:21 AM

Yea... time for a mind reader :)

The Duck 07-10-2008 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike-al (Post 14444750)
When I was young, I got 2 paychecks from work and had money for a new apartment / deposit gathered up for the next day.. Stopped from Currency Exhange at friends house, just to say hi.. Said no way I am going out as I had $6k cash on me. Well they convinced me to just go out for a pizza and a beer.. One thing led to another was at the night club
and I was totally ripped... I got lost from my ride and couldnt find em.. So I went outside called my girlfriend for a ride, well that never got accomplished, and i stumbed back into my crew but turned out I took my $6k cash and must of left it on the public phone there.. So its believable :) I lost it... and some mother fucker got really lucky that night :)

Holy fucking shit :(

woj 07-10-2008 09:32 AM

:1orglaugh

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 09:36 AM

Yeah I was gonna pull this one stunt on Craigslist similar to this.

I put an ad up saying I found a green bag with 3k in and I asked what color is the bag? And all these people replied "GREEN, IT'S GREEN" etc. I was going to get them all to meet me at a Starbucks in NY but never bothered. Would have been hilarious watching from across the street though, all these suckers waiting around, aha.

Kudles 07-10-2008 09:47 AM

What an idiot!!!!

Z 07-10-2008 11:10 AM

When I was like 15, I found an envelope at Sea World once with 15 each of tickets to all of the major theme parks in Orlando and about $5k in it.

Of course the first thing I did was show it to my parents because I was so psyched that we were going to have all that fun. My Dad made me turn it in and a very happy group of Japanese tourists that had lost it got it back and gave me $5 as a reward.

sortie 07-10-2008 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike-al (Post 14444750)
When I was young, I got 2 paychecks from work and had money for a new apartment / deposit gathered up for the next day.. Stopped from Currency Exhange at friends house, just to say hi.. Said no way I am going out as I had $6k cash on me. Well they convinced me to just go out for a pizza and a beer.. One thing led to another was at the night club
and I was totally ripped... I got lost from my ride and couldnt find em.. So I went outside called my girlfriend for a ride, well that never got accomplished, and i stumbed back into my crew but turned out I took my $6k cash and must of left it on the public phone there.. So its believable :) I lost it... and some mother fucker got really lucky that night :)

When I was young I put my money in my sock, then put my sock on, then put the shoe on. My toe hurt but I saved $6k.

u-Bob 07-10-2008 11:19 AM

:1orglaugh

Pete-KT 07-10-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 14445137)
When I was like 15, I found an envelope at Sea World once with 15 each of tickets to all of the major theme parks in Orlando and about $5k in it.

Of course the first thing I did was show it to my parents because I was so psyched that we were going to have all that fun. My Dad made me turn it in and a very happy group of Japanese tourists that had lost it got it back and gave me $5 as a reward.

What cheap asses :)

Iron Fist 07-10-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 14442345)
LOL... this has to be a joke.. every detail a scammer needs to take that money is in his post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's the point.... to get you to call - might be a way to thin out the herd though... smarter people tend to be richer people :)

Quagmire 07-10-2008 01:54 PM

this one is better: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT


I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

pornguy 07-10-2008 02:00 PM

Thats actually damn funny.

DefaultMan 07-10-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 14445750)
this one is better: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT


I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Violetta 07-10-2008 02:17 PM

it's mine... thanks!

C-Bass 07-10-2008 02:35 PM

this thread gets better and better :1orglaugh

Princess Ellisa 07-10-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14442123)
My guess it's white :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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