Life after BROMaster. My new blog.
 

It's just to pass the time. But maybe some of you will enjoy it.

http://surfelport.com/

What creeps me out (and should creep you out) is that I was thinking about Bromaster no more than 8 minutes ago.

haha nice.

I think you could be the next Nik Richie or Perez Hilton.
WG

But Perez Hilton is gay.

hmmmm

lol @ that gum story being true.

Your blog is awesome!! I love your writing style .. always have .. i will add it to my blog hit it list =)

Like he said, I could be the next!

Being gay seems so much less complicated anyways!

Thanks Megan.

I really liked the 7 eleven story :thumbsup

That's one I pulled from my Ambush interview. haha

The rest are new.

The "herpes" one had me rolling.

'Broom terrorism' :) good stuff, Cory

i wish i could write at your level.

hahahhaha

the bubble gum story was so rockin :)

"The game being mostly their looks, which in turn affects their self-confidence. In short, they aren’t nearly as hot as they used to be; worse more, us guys age gracefully and even further, typically make more money than we did in our 20’s, causing us to move from the position of annoying barfly, to a commodity."

Damn, that made me laugh out loud.

I smoke crack rocks.

Thanks.....

Only a someone straight would say such a thing....from what I have heard...:helpme

"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't Leave Me!!!!!!"

-Casey Parker, April 1, 2008 -



I will add it to www.superstarfreaks.com/blog which sadly hasn't had much attention lately.

Added you.

See you in a few.

Done.

what does http://surfelport.com/ mean anyhow?

Damnit. Now I actually have to get back to writing meaningful epiphany's on there again. Lol. Thanks.

Hehe.

:thumbsup

Gay people are as big or even bigger drama queens than girls.

Its spanish for "surf the port".

Kinda like El Camino is spanish for "the camino".

DUH

thank you lover.

The 7-11 story still gets me - you missed your calling cory. Bookmarked

the herpes thing had me dying.

The herpes story is hilarious.

I had an incident similar to that but it involved tabasco sauce. Make sure your chick wipes her hands before handling your cock after eating hot sauce or else you will be in for latent 12 hour time-released drama.

omg PW that sounds like pain.

wow.

You're a talented writer, Cory

Definitely some real writing talent and a great sense of humor here man, I hope you keep it going.

Wanna get married, Cory?

"...because I made a sausage deal with the devil." :1orglaugh

Great blog, Cory! :thumbsup

Anya

you kill me - you need a comedy club

with special appearance guests Gabe & Shok

Go Midget Army!

Do you like Olive Garden and do you put out by the 3rd date?

: )

I love the Olive Garden and usually put out by the 3rd date... if you make it that far. :winkwink:

"Chicks in their 30s are still hot, I love sleeping with them, mostly because they work harder: Desperation can cause people to work harder. "

Dick! LOL

dammit man, maybe I could get you to write for crazyshit some time!

I will write for Crazyshit. Can I get a link back to my blog? : )

on my way to bed now, but perhaps some other time!

I keep reading the blog posts instead of working ... people are starting to wonder why I am sitting in my cubicle laughing!

oh my! how did I miss this!?

Bromaster will remain in spirit forever.

2c

;-)

fuckin kill me

Imagine your skin burning off your dick. Thats what it felt like, and you can't just rinse it off.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

As will your avatar!