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rdunn404 10-21-2002 12:20 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Media and police heads up their asses!
 
CNN home page...

BREAKING NEWS: Authorities have found no evidence connecting two men who were taken into custody today near Richmond, Virginia, to the sniper attacks, sources told CNN. Details soon

dumbasses....

tree 10-21-2002 12:23 PM

:1orglaugh i knew it :1orglaugh

makes no sence they would have caught him that easily....
this isnt an individual that would turn himself in

.:Frog:. 10-21-2002 12:25 PM

:Buck:

rdunn404 10-21-2002 12:30 PM

See this is why I take media reports with a grain of salt. Did anyone watch CNN this morning as events unfolded. These 'pro analysts' were saying things like "this is the sniper probably turning himself in because it's too much for him to continue at this pace" and "this is great police work for them to be thinking ahead and capture this van" as well as other stupid theories.

.:Frog:. 10-21-2002 12:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH idiots.
Let the drama continue.:Oh crap

Machete_ 10-21-2002 12:34 PM

Arent american police the best :winkwink: Did they think the sniper was retarded enough to drive his white van around town in clear daylight? come ON !! :321GFY

rdunn404 10-21-2002 12:42 PM

Is it just me, or does anyone else not buy the white van theory? Let's see it changed from a white box truck, to a white Astrovan and today they picked up a white Plymouth Voyager or something. And CNN now says it was two Mexican workers that they captured. Tax dollars at work!

Brian911 10-21-2002 12:49 PM

thats just sad

stupid police :ak47:

mech 10-21-2002 12:51 PM

The two "suspects" they arrested were at the wrong place at the wrong time. They were in a white Van parked beside a payphone, that's all! The police are so completely lost on this case they're getting desperate. Last week there was talk they were going to hypnotise wittiness?s to see if any more info could be extracted from them :1orglaugh

ColKurtz 10-21-2002 12:58 PM

Terrible police work. I noticed when they were showing closeups of the van their was a mexican flag sticker on the window. They should know that mexicans aren't smart enough to operate a firearm.

Machete_ 10-21-2002 01:02 PM

One thing is for sure.. One guy is Laughing his ass off, harder that all of us.. thats the sniper :-)

rdunn404 10-21-2002 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
Terrible police work. I noticed when they were showing closeups of the van their was a mexican flag sticker on the window. They should know that mexicans aren't smart enough to operate a firearm.
Plus if the sniper was a Mexican there wouldn't be just one guy in the van, it would be like 30.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.....

Machete_ 10-21-2002 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404


Plus if the sniper was a Mexican there wouldn't be just one guy in the van, it would be like 30.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.....

heheheh.. that a racist remark... cool :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kris 10-21-2002 01:20 PM

even better... moose just got up and said something to the point of ... to the person who called, we didn't get your full msg. the audio was bad and we didn't hear, please call back.

so they think this person is going to call back??

Machete_ 10-21-2002 01:26 PM

OMG.. are they police or boyscouts ?

nocostporn 10-21-2002 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404


Plus if the sniper was a Mexican there wouldn't be just one guy in the van, it would be like 30.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.....


LOL ziiiing

FireFoz 10-21-2002 01:29 PM

those 2 guys must have feld really shitty, im quite sure it isnt really fun to have a swat team after your ass :Graucho

juxtapoz 10-21-2002 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
Is it just me, or does anyone else not buy the white van theory? Let's see it changed from a white box truck, to a white Astrovan and today they picked up a white Plymouth Voyager or something. And CNN now says it was two Mexican workers that they captured. Tax dollars at work!
Yesterday on MSNBC their was a retired New York City cop and his theory was that the sniper sets up for his shot and waits for a white van to drive by then takes his shot. When everyone realizes that someone was shot they look around and they see a white van. That could explain why they have so many different white van descriptions.

jimmy3way 10-21-2002 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
even better... moose just got up and said something to the point of ... to the person who called, we didn't get your full msg. the audio was bad and we didn't hear, please call back.

so they think this person is going to call back??

I told my girlfriend this when it happened and she started laughing like it was a joke, when they repeated the statement she was shocked at the silliness.

nocostporn 10-21-2002 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juxtapoz


Yesterday on MSNBC their was a retired New York City cop and his theory was that the sniper sets up for his shot and waits for a white van to drive by then takes his shot. When everyone realizes that someone was shot they look around and they see a white van. That could explain why they have so many different white van descriptions.


ahhh very clever,makes sense

easyjesus 10-21-2002 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juxtapoz


Yesterday on MSNBC their was a retired New York City cop and his theory was that the sniper sets up for his shot and waits for a white van to drive by then takes his shot. When everyone realizes that someone was shot they look around and they see a white van. That could explain why they have so many different white van descriptions.

On local news here last week, they had former military "snipers" and thats exactly what they said. The "person(s)" wait for a white van before they carry out the attack. Therefore causing a diversion and leading the police in the wrong way/direction.

They found this "note" yesterday, after searching for 12-18 hours for clues.... Hmm... are they fucking blind, or did they just overlook it the first time?

As for the "person(s)" calling the hotline, its probably just some idiot screwing around. You have got to know that there using every possible tracking method available to trace/track the call... Why, if you were the sniper, would you call them?

:321GFY :ak47: *fucking idiots*

Webby 10-21-2002 06:31 PM

Kinda sums up CNN and the police.. wait for it.. they'll be arresting some kid next in desperation...:Graucho

By the way.. we found bin Laden yet? :-)


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