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CDSmith 07-04-2008 10:05 PM

Why is it that when you see a mosquito in your house...
 
...you immediately start getting itchy all over?

The mosquito isn't even on your shoulder yet it suddenly itches.
It's not on your neck either, but now that's itchy too.

You feel a sharp itch on your leg, it must be the mosquito!... you slap it... but there's nothing there.

You'll spot it 20 minutes later, buzzing around your tv, or your monitor, or you'll be lying in bed trying to sleep and it will "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeee-eeeeee" past your ear. Then you'll have to turn on your side lamp and wait until you spot it up on the ceiling or high up on the wall. You get a chair and climb up, and smack it... and "SPLAT"... little fucker was full of blood. Now you've got to go get a wet rag and clean it off the wall.

God I hate mosquitos.

uno 07-04-2008 10:17 PM

Talk to Pavlov and his dog.

CDSmith 07-04-2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 14423966)
Talk to Pavlov and his dog.

I have no idea what that means.


But I do know that they fogged the city this past week. Twice. The mosquito population is down to almost nil now.

I love it when they fog. :D

uno 07-04-2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14423970)
I have no idea what that means.


But I do know that they fogged the city this past week. Twice. The mosquito population is down to almost nil now.

I love it when they fog. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Pavlov

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic...27s_experiment

It's interesting stuff.

JFK 07-04-2008 10:40 PM

we have plenty here and my mosquito magnet is not keeping up to it:disgust

Nicky 07-04-2008 10:41 PM

In Sweden the mosquitos are so big that it feel's good when they suck :)

Snake Doctor 07-04-2008 10:42 PM

Must just be you bro. I don't itch or slap unless they've actually bitten me.

qxm 07-04-2008 11:03 PM

Same shit that happens to CD happens to me......... I get freaking itchy everywhere and my skin is all irritated/itchy even before the g-d dam mosquito has bit me.... I don't complain too much though ..... in Central America (costa rica) there are some freak of nature mosquitos with larger than life stingers......that shit could literally go right through someone's jeans....

shit now I am itchy....... :(

mona 07-04-2008 11:17 PM

Mosquitos are absolutely worthless creaturs.

Mutt 07-04-2008 11:17 PM

psychosomatic - the mind is a powerful thing

CDSmith 07-05-2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 14424018)
Must just be you bro. I don't itch or slap unless they've actually bitten me.

No, I don't think it's just me. I think it's everyone but you.

Lucky you.

cool1 07-05-2008 09:13 AM

I think someone around me ordered a buffer zone around thier house, cause when the fogging truck came by the sprayer was not on.
so there is lots of Mosquitos around my place, but for some reason they do not bite me, and if they do bite me, it seems to have no effect.

d-null 07-05-2008 09:18 AM

this guy gets pretty hyper when a bird ends up in the house


baddog 07-05-2008 09:19 AM

We don't get them where I live.

CDSmith 07-05-2008 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14424944)
We don't get them where I live.

That's one thing I loved about socal, definitely.


Some of the people in this thread have obviously never seen a manitoba mosquito. You think you have large one's where you are? ha

http://www.mysteriesofcanada.com/Man..._of_canada.htm

pornguy 07-05-2008 09:25 AM

Just found out the best way to kill them short of chasing them. Spray the walls with bug killer. they spend more than 60% of their lives on walls.

xxxdesign-net 07-05-2008 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14423950)
.. you slap it... but there's nothing there.



maybe you are too slow :winkwink:

CDSmith 07-05-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 14425252)
Just go out and get one of these. This will kill them all and when i am in the South I run it 24/7!

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-co...quito-trap.jpg

Nice, but it does nothing against the ones that get into your house.


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