ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMMOROW! you know wtf im gonna do?
 

tomorrow is my bday, you know wtf i am gonna do?

house part hotties all around.

grab some fucking Petron, silver and gold and mix em up.

"I DUN MIXED UP SILVER AND GOLDDDDDDD"

big pimpin :pimp

So what are you really going to do?

Dinner with your parents at the Olive Garden?

Feel free to take some pictures of these hotties you're mentioning all the time.

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I'm guessing about 5:30 PM on her way home from work your mom will swing by the DQ and get your birthday cake. 6:00PM guests dropped off by their parents. LAN party starts promptly at 6:30PM with everyone picked up again by parents at 9:00PM.

You'll be asleep in your Charlie Brown bedding, tucked in snuggly with a glass of hot chocolate by 9:30PM.

Happy birthday little guy.

go go go go shorty go shorty

i love my mom, she is the greatest. :pimp
she has taken care of me all my life and if she brought me DQ cake i would be just as happy.

you guys can hate but every year shit gets crazy around here, we had one of those inflatable boxing rings last year, i knocked my buddy the fuck out basically, had rings girls, had chicks fighting, entry music everything.

this year we are going to do the dunk tank

my buddy also does line cleaning for pubs and we are going to have a keg hooked up pro with the metal lines chilled in a custom made cooler. then toss a lil silver and gold together with some margaritas.

HATE ON A BROTHA I DONT CARE CAUSE I LOVE MY MOTHA

WHY in gods name would some hairy fuck pose for such a retarded picture...

one real guitar and a guitar hero...

thats manly

hell no wheres the fun in that!

id rather have my haters hate on me thinking im full of shit makes it more fun that way.

the people closest to me who actually have tooken the time to greet the real me will get the sneek peak.

Happy B-day in advance!!
Do whatever you wish to do and I hope you will have fun!!

THANKS
im mixin up silver and gold, im the life of the party!

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I gotta admit... that was a good one.



Are your parents still in Mississippi? If so, I'll drive over and we can have the family size Bruschetta. :winkwink:

How old are you now, Twinkley?

they are in ohio atm, mom is back in town though because i am sooo special.

you can fly down and see me instead, i wont be serving Bruschetta but you will def get some loaf and get fucked by a real man for once.

whats it like walking around knowing you havent been pounded by a real man like me? i sometimes feel bad for women.

my age? HAHAHAHAHHAH

I guess the newsletter missed me. What's up here, people oh my people?

How does silver mix with gold?

What's next, dogs sleeping with cats? Space Travel? A kinfer, gentler machine gun hand??

Oh.,..Happy 4th of July Americanos....

Hi Marina, your purdy.....

how the fuck do you pour liquid into a glass?
same fucking deal this isnt rocket science.

you people have NO GAME :warning

"whats it like walking around knowing you havent been pounded by a real man like me? i sometimes feel bad for women."


Now I'm grocking at the speed of light. You got some crayons for your birthday?

I mean.,..come on....

Real girls are just wating to be pounded.

Iraq is waiting (still) to be liberated.

Gay guys are waiting for their tits to grow so they can be called shemales....

And blah is waiting for balah and blah.,,

As per....I'm just sayin....


(This thread IS meaningless w/o pics.)

Oh yeah...I had my best ever month in June, July has already blown away the 1st 10 days of June....


Post pics or mute thyself. Please........... <--------:pimp

Wouldn't it just be easier to fuck yourself with that 10 foot dick of yours? Just a suggestion...

you jealous want to suck on it big guy? get off my balls the lineup has to move at a constant pace. :2 cents:

Some how, some way, I manage to get by. It's not easy, though.

Having to post about your own bday.... How fucking sad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dude no matter how many smilies you have to add to try to make yourself look funny, you just do not cut it, im sorry humour is just not your thing. :2 cents:

i knew you couldnt avoid me you stalk me everywhere i go, i know i am hilarious and good looking but you constantly worried what i am up to is to much bro love for me. ok?

May you have a wonderful Birthday!:)

have a great day man

Happy Birthday, MetaMan! Mine is tomorrow... :pimp!

Happy birthday

happy birthday.
don't get to drunk and don't wack off to much :1orglaugh

Cmon man you don't mix the silver.

Happy B-day Meta:)

WOOT WOOT happy B-day :)

Happy B-Day dude!!!

Happy B-Day!!!

That actually sounds pretty good to me right about now.
Especially the part about being all snuggly with hot chocolate.

i suggest you just think of it like any other day.....& stay home/work on clients stuff :pimp

naa but for real....you should go out to dinner with family....but not the olive garden :thumbsup

Happy birthday.

bump for the bday boy

Oh me, me, my guess will be correct. You are going to go try to make your first friend? What do I win ?

You are clearly extremely insecure about yourself man. I suspect you will be back on gfy telling us how good you are........again.

Happy Birthday :)

congrats to the birthday
 

i am tired, lifted, and reading fast...it looked like that said "my buddy also does lines of pubes" :helpme

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This is what I was thinking as well.