Am I gay?
 

I've been listening to Marc Almond, Soft Cell, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, the Stranglers etc for the past few days. Does that mean I'm gay?

Yep

Yes.

Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that.

No. I think you've just been watching old 80's movies that star Molly Ringwald.

Actually, Joy Division are pretty good. You'd most likely enjoy New Order as well (Post Ian Curtis Joy Division, basically).

why are you listening to them? are you trying to be gay?

Molly Ringwald is cool! The Breakfast Club rules :)
However, I haven't watched any 80's movies lately...

definitively gay

PW,

Grats on 600 ;-) ... but who's counting.

Nothing wrong with being gay. While you're at it, my subsidiary's office in Seattle needs new interior decorating, what are your prices? :)

Ehm... sorry, but I can only distinguish 5 different colors. I may be gay, but I'm not a woman... (and for all the ladies reading this: no, aubergine is *not* a color, it's a vegetable. deal with it)

Oh, even worse: I also listen to Pansy Division.

Punkworld,

This one is easier than "10 Philosophy Questions"

*Punkworld's 5 Question Test - Is he gay?"

1. As a kid, did you build a doll house with your erector set?

2. Did you dream of playing strip poker with your male friends in high school or college?

3. Do you go to flea markets looking for "absolutely divine" sorbet spoons?

4. Do you dream about Brad Pitt?

5. Are you turned on by rubber sheets and Pratesi pillowcases?

No to all except the Brad Pitt one... So, what's the outcome?

Everyone dreams about Brad Pitt.

Right?

NOPE. JUST APHASE YOU ARE GOING THROUGH.

I think you already know how to score.

I think we'll need an expert for this. Where's archer when you need him?

<small>does the fact that I need archer make me gay?</small>

yes. you'll be sucking dick by nest week.

No - but if you tell us that Doris Day and Liza Minelli followed these songs it would be a different story.

gary loves the cock

do you?

Hey, what the FUCK is wrong with shopping for sorbet spoons???? er, I mean, yup punkworld = totally gay........

Don't ask me! I never heard of any of the above groups!