Would you have sex Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife?
 

no thanks! teens for me!

i bet she was hot 20 years ago

Id slap her titties around, thats about it...

if truly desperate ( and drunk) i d roll her in powdered sugar to find the wet spot...

i won't fuck anything a dog has fucked first:2 cents:

i'd have to be drunk off my face

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i will have to use that line

If I was really REALLY drunk

...and couldn't find my glasses

.... and the lights were off

..... and there was a padlock on my fridge


then.... maybe.

No, but it looks like she lost some weight tho. Saw her on Family Feud last night...

I don't have sex with women who can beat my ass.

She has hot toes. I'd fuck em.
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Maybe 20 years ago I would

Am I beaten within inches of death with my hands tied behind my back and have I been given a Viagra about half an hour ago?

I want her on top smothering me with those juggs...

gladly!!!

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is this jenny craig ?

No but Id use her tits as trampolines !

uhm... yeah. i want to bang some white trash circus freak from the rockie mountains who talks like she was born in a honolulu ghetto and screws a bag of soggy cigarette butts with a mullet.

sounds great.

why wouldn't it?

20 years ago she was smokin.

But, she fits Dog. Have you seen the guy?

It depends... How much would you pay me?

Go with Christ, brah.

She's slimmed down quite a bit. I saw her last night on Family Feud. I think it's been almost 3 years since they filmed new Dog The Bounty Hunter episodes.

i bet she'd be fun in the sack.

fuck no...

That's what I was thinking too :winkwink:

She's a twat, thinks she is something special so thats a no for me.

Fun in the sack doesn't matter when the looks keeps you from getting it up.



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oh god I just laughed out loud

Last I checked, I have an innie not an outtie ;)

id fuck anything

she is one tough bitch !!! so no

He wouldn't mind if I widened her out a little further...

would he?

ah what the hell im from wisconsin, ive seen bigger lol

no I would not

I'll take the pass

She does look a lot better now. I seen a few minutes of that show.

I would hit that shit the way she looks now.

Funny how Dog just keeps looking worse though. He looks like he is ready to have a heart attack at any minute.

If they aren't swingers then I don't know who the hell is. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much.

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I'd fuck her just so I could say that I did. Oh wait, that might not be such a good idea.....

I bet you she would be great in the sack.

I was totally kidding in my first post.

I would so gear up and climb her mountains.

I would fuck in a minute for that's how long it would take for Dog to find out what's going on :winkwink:

that bitch def likes it rough, she probably beats on dog in the sack

i did fuck her. don't tell teh dowg

I can tell you just by looking at her that she's a great fuck

she looks like multy-tasker too, she'll give you the best handjob while talking on the phone and flipping pancakes for breakfast

i'd fuck her just to see Dog race into the room and take me off... maybe shout out a new n words and get millions... c'mon beth.. i want u

I did! Iam the DOG!

I wouldn't hit it with Dwrecks dick!