Spam business plans for your web project please!
 

hi! do you have any business plans for your sites! Spam it here or just send me some examples...:thumbsup

Yes. Put naughty pics online, charge, retire...

Sorry, but I wrote that in 1998 :)

1) register domain
2) ???
3) profit

(no kiddin' - thats really my entire business plan. number 2) is a complete mystery to me but somehow it seems to work)

Teen SEX!

okay forget all that mumbojumbo bs talkin... i look up some decent keyphrase (3 words, 2000+ searches daily, 200k- competition on google).. register the domain "word-word-word.com" and put up a wordpress blog. two colums, sidebar to the right. H1 title, H2 subtitle. ...populate it with 10 posts (keyphrase in titles and blog posts, sometimes in BOLD, sometimes in ITALICS, sometime underlined, you get the point)
then i submit that blog to the blog dirs, linkdump it.. get some other backlinks..
i post daily (150-200 words), linking to a pre-sell page (using a multi-site sponsor).
the overall biz plan is "set up a new blog - get it to 500 uniques a day - get 10 signups monthly (1:450 se traffic) - repeat over and over"
there you go.

EBITDA, NPV, IRR ? :Oh crap

To complete the plan:

1) Register Domain
2) Spam the shit out of the engines (aka SEO)
3) Profit

..wash..rinse...repeat :thumbsup